Funny Things To Do At The Dinner Table

Here you are on a typical day eating dinner at home with your family and/or friends listening to the same conversations, same comments, almost same everything. Does this situation sound familiar? If yes, here is a list of 25 things that you can do to avoid the "dinner table rut." 1. Before dinner, ask if everyone at the table can change switch seats ever 10 minutes. 2. Try to take a picture of your plate before you eat with your cell phone. 3. At a completely random time, bang your fists on the table and shout, "Free the dinosaurs!" 4. Bring a bottle of ketchup to the dinner table and try to put ketchup on everything. 5. Try to build a food pyramid. 6. Discuss at the dinner table why cats and dogs eat/drink differently than people. 7. At a random time, ask why people did not come from Venus or Mars instead of Earth? 8. Ask if we could have ice cream for dinner the next day. 9. When nobody is looking switch all the serving utensil for plastic utensils and/or children's utensils. Claim that it was a ghost that changed all the utensils. 10. Randomly fall asleep. 11. Try to eat with serving utensils. 12. If you have chopsticks, before meal time, put the chopsticks all over the table making x's all over the table. 13. Place scented candles at the dinner table. 14. At a random time, get up and flicker the lights. 15. Ask if you could invite a orangutang to the next dinner. 16. In the middle of dinner, ask what you are having for dinner. 17. Ask why we are not eating dinner at 3AM. 18. Before meal time, place napkins all over the dinner table. 19. Play noises on your cell phone during dinner. 20. Sing "Meal time. The best time. la la la. It's all the meal time." 21. Ask if you can invite Muno from Yo Gabba Gabba next dinner time. 22. At a completely random time, say, "I spy... (30 second pause) It's coming after us! Run!" 23. Ask someone to look up at the ceiling. When they look, say, "Ha Ha! I made you look." 24. Ask what happened to the Bavarian Cream donuts. 25. At a random time, say, "All I want for Christmas is you."