Friday, August 31, 2012

Funny Things To Do on Labor Day Weekend

It's Labor Day; that means that summer is almost over. You will now have to trade in swimming in the pools, lakes, lying out in the sun, hot weather, etc. for autumn leaves, Halloween, pumpkins, cool weather, etc. You maybe doing something for Labor Day; if you are NOT, here is a list of 18 things to do to make your Labor Day exciting rather than blah. 1. Ask someone if they would like a scarecrow painted on their wall. 2. Cook tons of food and if anyone wonders; say that you are having a "Me Labor Day" party. 3. Ask someone if you could go to Wal-Mart to look at the weird people. 4. Act like Garfield and sleep and at a completely random time; sing loudly, "Get up! Get up! Get up and shake your napkin!" 5. At midnight after Labor Day, shout, "Bye summer! Hello Autumn!" Start dancing like a lunatic. 6. If you have a Facebook, post that you will be inviting Madonna over to your house to do a concert. 7. Get sheets of paper and trace your feet around the paper. Cut out the tracings. If the paper is white, color them a weird color and put them around your house. If anyone asks, say the "Labor Day Man" did it. 8. At a completely random time, walk in the living room with pots and pans. Bang on the pots and pans. 9. Go outside and lie in the sun for one last time this summer. Lather yourself with conditioner. 10. Heat up some hot chocolate. Drink some of it and get a straw and blow bubbles with the straw. When you are done blowing bubbles, drink the rest of the hot chocolate. 11. Announce to everyone that you are starting your countdown to Christmas and there will be a Chewbacca will be helping you. 12. At a completely random time, start doing disco moves and singing the Narwhales song. 13. Ask someone if it's Labor Day, why are the leaves still green? 14. Announce to everyone that you are going to make a sandwich and eat it on the rug. 15. Bring out the Christmas Tree. If anyone wonders why you are bringing out the Christmas tree so early, say, "Nothing wrong with starting early!" 16. Ask if you could buy some whipped cream and pie pans to do a pie-in-the-face. 17. Jump in the pool in your every day clothes. 18. The night before Labor Day, say that the oven in this house is haunted. When you go bed, wake up at 1:30 am to "sleep walk" to the stores and make the food. Go back to bed 3 hours later. When you wake up in the morning, wake up and wonder how the food got to your kitchen.

Saturday, August 25, 2012

Funny Things To Do at Petsmart

Have you ever went to Petsmart and was looking for something or was with someone else at Petsmart and did not know what to do with yourself? If you answered yes to this question; here are 25 things that you can do to stay entertained. 1. Go near the section where you can adopt the cats. Try to hypnotize the cat with your finger. 2. Try to talk to the animals. 3. If you see any goldfish, try to imitate them. 4. Go to the pet salon area and demand that EVERY pet in the store gets a free haircut. 5. Play with the cats' and dogs' toys. 6. Play Peek-a-Boo with the gerbils. 7. Say to the parrot on sale and ask, "Do want to come with me? I will let you eat a nice, juicy sandwich on the rug." Wait until the parrot repeats your phrase. 8. Ask the cashier if they have merchandise to take care of Santa Claus' reindeer. 9. Go into the cats' aisle. At a completely random time, go crazy and throw cat treat bags all over the store. Yell "No more cat treats! The world is doomed!" 10. Ask the cashier if they have whipped cream for cats. 11. Look at the lizards and reptiles on sale and say "I'm sexy and I know it." 12. Get a pet post card and walk around with it on your head. 13. Yell, " I have three wishes! One, all pets can write! Two. A bagel. Three. For every cat in the store to simultaneously hiss at the same time!" 14. Try to disturb the napping animals. 15. Try to sneak the kitty litter boxes into the bathrooms. 16. Sit on the cat and dog beds. 17. Throw all the hair/fur products on the floor. Yell, " We animals don't need this crap to stay clean! We got our tongues and other natural instincts to stay clean!" 18. Climb up on the pet ladders. 19. With all the aquarium and turtle supplies, make your own village in that aisle. 20. Ask if you could buy EVERY single fish in the store. 21. Ask the cashier if animals are allowed to eat bagels. 22. Yell, " I want that cat! In there! In there!" If the people at the store refuse, threaten to break the glass so you could get the cat inside. 23. Wander what it would be like if Petsmart and Quick Trip were combined together. 24. At a completely random time, start running. If anyone is wandering why you are running, say, "I am trying to catch my chewbacca that is now in the dogs' department." 25. Ask an employee if you are allowed to feed the animals any "people food."

Friday, August 17, 2012

Funny Things To Do on The First Day of School

It's the first day of school and summer has came to a close. You are seeing people you haven't seen all summer and meeting new people while you are roaming the halls for your new classes and meeting your new teachers/professors. If you want to do something crazy on your first day, here is a list of things that you can do to add a little extra excitement to your first day. *WARNING: This may effect your first impressions with people that you just met.* 1. When the teacher is going over the syllabus, randomly start whistling. If the teacher looks at you, say, "I like to whistle while I work." 2. Ask your neighbor if you and him/her could switch seats seconds after class starts. 3. Walk into class 10 minutes late. Say to the teacher, "Sorry I'm late, I just had to have that "special moment" with some people I ran into." 4. Bring a three course meal into class and try to eat it. If the teacher tells you to put it away, put it away and proceed to munch away 5 minutes later. 5. When the teacher is going over the supply list, ask if Wii Fit should be on the supply list. 6. When the class moves on to the next "first day task", say, "Letsa go!" Mario style. 7. If you are taking a pretest on your first day, put in a bunch of random answers. 8. Walk into the room and act confused. Say "Oh. This is the first day of school, I thought this was the first day of a eating contest. 9. Bring a doughnut into class. Put your finger in the doughnut hole like you would a ring and eat it like that during class. 10. Run into the classroom 15 minutes late. Act confused and say, "I thought that the class was supposed to be located on Mt. Everest." 11. Bring a bottle of lotion and spread it all over your desk during class. 12. Bring in apple juice and at a completely random time, "accidentally" spill it out on the floor. Say, "Oops. So embarrassing." 13. At a completely random time, shout, "Where's the bacon!" Claim that the teacher is supposed to make the class bacon. 14. If you are in an art school or in an art class, get some paint out and try to paint on everything. 15. Ask if we are going over anything involving aliens. 16. In the middle of class, ask if you and the entire class can head over to McDonald's to try the new McNuggets. Say that chicken nuggets are important. 17. At a completely random time, get up and walk around to the classroom going on about how "awesome" you are. 18. Try to balance a pencil on your nose. 19. Bring in some cups and try to stack them during class. 20. Here is a classic idea; make paper airplanes and fly them during class. 21. In the beginning of class, ask if the class can watch 1,000 Ways To Die before going over the syllabus. 22. Bring in a chocolate bunny and play with it during class. If the teacher confiscates it, shout "No! My bunny!" 23. Bring air refresher into class and spray it at random intervals.\ 24. If you have a Facebook, walk into the room and say how people can act so ridiculous on Facebook during the summer. Say that you remember a post of someone saying, "So and so did this ludicrous thing to make them seem like they are growing up faster then they really are." Mumble under your breath,"My, God!" Real life chatting is so much cooler and ask the people in the room to raise their hand if they agree with you. 25. Bring a potato into class and run around the room shouting, "Ahh! Hot potato! Hot potato!"