Funny Things To Do At The Dinner Table

Here you are on a typical day eating dinner at home with your family and/or friends listening to the same conversations, same comments, almost same everything. Does this situation sound familiar? If yes, here is a list of 25 things that you can do to avoid the "dinner table rut." 1. Before dinner, ask if everyone at the table can change switch seats ever 10 minutes. 2. Try to take a picture of your plate before you eat with your cell phone. 3. At a completely random time, bang your fists on the table and shout, "Free the dinosaurs!" 4. Bring a bottle of ketchup to the dinner table and try to put ketchup on everything. 5. Try to build a food pyramid. 6. Discuss at the dinner table why cats and dogs eat/drink differently than people. 7. At a random time, ask why people did not come from Venus or Mars instead of Earth? 8. Ask if we could have ice cream for dinner the next day. 9. When nobody is looking switch all the serving utensil for plastic utensils and/or children's utensils. Claim that it was a ghost that changed all the utensils. 10. Randomly fall asleep. 11. Try to eat with serving utensils. 12. If you have chopsticks, before meal time, put the chopsticks all over the table making x's all over the table. 13. Place scented candles at the dinner table. 14. At a random time, get up and flicker the lights. 15. Ask if you could invite a orangutang to the next dinner. 16. In the middle of dinner, ask what you are having for dinner. 17. Ask why we are not eating dinner at 3AM. 18. Before meal time, place napkins all over the dinner table. 19. Play noises on your cell phone during dinner. 20. Sing "Meal time. The best time. la la la. It's all the meal time." 21. Ask if you can invite Muno from Yo Gabba Gabba next dinner time. 22. At a completely random time, say, "I spy... (30 second pause) It's coming after us! Run!" 23. Ask someone to look up at the ceiling. When they look, say, "Ha Ha! I made you look." 24. Ask what happened to the Bavarian Cream donuts. 25. At a random time, say, "All I want for Christmas is you."

Funny Things To Do in an Amusement /Water Park

Have you ever been to an amusement park and rode all the roller coasters and all the other rides in the park and found it to be fun; you thought that you could squeeze in some extra entertainment yourself? If you answered yes, here is a list of 25 things that you can do to get some extra fum at the amusement park and/or water park. 1. If you see a sign that says(# minutes wait at this point) say, "# minutes until I get to party." 2. If you are on top of a roller coaster that is about to fall, shout, "I like chewbaccas!" 3. In front of the line shout "1, 2, 3, come with me." 4. Ask if you could drink have a 120 oz. milkshake before you get on the ride. 5. On the merry-go-round, say, "At last, mine!" Start laughing like a crazy person. 6. When you are walking around, randomly point up to the sky and convince him/her that there is some alien spaceship with aliens that are trying to take over world. 7. At a sign that determines that you are tall enough to ride a certain ride, knell down. If someone sees say, "I'm not short, I'm funsize and I'm ready to have some fun!" 8. Stick as many packs of M&Ms in your pocket as you can fit. When you go on the ride, shout, "Raining M&Ms! Come and get some!' 9. If you are water park, get in the tide pool and try to surf on the tides. 10. Go on an inter tube and float. Pretend you are in the Epic Mickey game and go crazy and shout, "That thing is trying to get me!" 11. Cut into line and argue with a random person that you were here first and you did not cut. 12. Going down a water slide, day dream about riding on a mermaid. Convince yourself and other people in the park that mermaids are awesome. 13. Try to walk towards the rides backwards and make beeping noises. 14. While waiting in line, day dream about a stuffed monkey. In the middle of your wait, shout so loud that everyone in line can hear, "I am thinking of a stuffed monkey and I must get it NOW!" 15. Ask one the people in your group if you can ride a certain ride like a small child. Have them say no and have a temper tantrum. 16. In front of the line dare someone to cross the fence and go into the ride path and dance. 17. Sit on a bench and ask if someone can draw on you with marker. 18. When you and your group go on rafting ride and enter the raft, shout, Let's go crazy!" A minute or so later, shout, "It's getting hot in here!" 19. If you are sitting really close to someone on a ride start making hissing sounds next to them. If they ask where the hissing is coming from, say, "Huh! What hissing?" 20. Sing the Minority Song from South Park. 21. At a completely random time, shout, "I'm ready!" Run like Spongebob. 22. On the ride stick your hand up in the air and shout, "I don't care and I got my hands up in the air!" 23. When you come into the park ask the person that gives out the tickets if you can get in free. If he/she says no, have a temper tantrum about how Mr. Krabs from Spongebob Square Pants gets everything free. Come back two hours later pretending to know about the incident and tell someone in your group, "What was their problem? There must be a Full Moon out tonight." 24. Try to ride the kiddie rides. 25. Pretend that someone just entered the park dressed like a octopus and wondered if someone in your group can save your spot so you can take a picture and post it to a blog, Facebook, Twitter, etc. when you get home.

Funny Things To Do in an Antique Store/Flea Market

Have you ever walked into an antique store or a flea market with a relative, parents, or who ever and walked around,they did not allow to touch anything unless you were buying, do this do that, etc.? By the time you got out, you were about ready to lose your mind. Does this scenario sound familiar? If yes, here is a list of 25 things that you can do next time you walk into a flea market/antique store to keep yourself from losing your sanity. 1. If you find a crazy item or something crazy on a glass; take a picture with your camera/cell phone at your expense. 2. Walk into one of the rooms and say, "It smells like BBQ chicken in here." 3. Find an old phone on sale an talk on it. If anyone hears you, say that you are trying to order pizza. 4. Look inside the books in the store. If you see a pony, sheep, dinosaur, or a naked picture inside the books, burst into giggles and wonder how someone could do such thing. Walk out of the section with the book on your head. 5. Pick up a glass of shot glasses (or 5) and pretend to drink out of them. If anyone sees say, "Party time in the store!" 6. Sit on the antique furniture and pretend to take a nap. 7. If you are at a flea market, bring some plastic Easter eggs to the flea market. Take them out and shout "Here comes Easter bunny!" 8. Take two random items and put up in the air. Fly them around. If anyone sees, say "These things were ducks that were trying to migrate south for the winter but, with my magical powers, I accidentally turned them into these objects and I don't know how to change these things back. 9. Start playing with the Barbie Dolls on sale. Do something crazy like covering their eyes and saying in a high-pitched voice, "I see dead people." or "Satan is upon us." 10. Randomly shout "Shut up!" 11. Ask if the store is haunted. 12. If you see someone picking up something, say "Put the object down and nobody gets hurt." 13. Walk out the rooms saying "Screw this room, I'm out of here." 14. Try to pick up a furniture piece. 15. Walk out of a booth saying "Screw you guys, I'm going home!" 16. While you are walking around, blast your ipod or mp3 player. 17. If you see a pogo stick, scooter, skateboard, or roller skates/blades, try to jump/ride on them/it. 18. Pick something up when no one is looking and take it. If someone sees before you take it, say "I thought that this item was for free." 19. If you see something orange, say "I'm dreaming of orange juice." 20. If you see Star Wars anything. Dream how your life would be if you were a Chewbacca. 21. At a random time, shout "I like turtles!" 22. Try to take a nap on the floor, use magazines or books as a blanket. 23. Sing and dance around. Sing about having a "Me party." 24. Look at the clothes and wonder how the characters from Yo Gabba or any other television show would look like in these clothes. Burst out laughing. 25. Get into a argument with a random shopper about how the world would be screwed if ipods, Twitter, Facebook, blogs, etc. existed back in (insert time that was 25+ years ago).

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Funny Things To Do on The 4th of July

It is the 4th of July and you are watching fireworks, at a BBQ, etc. and it seems like it is the same thing every year. If you want to do something crazy at your fireworks, BBQ, etc; here is a list of 25 things that you can do this 4th of July to spice up the 4th of July tradition. 1. If you are at a firework show, bring some books. Pretend to fall asleep while waiting for the show and put them on your face. 2. If you are at a BBQ, bring a crazy outfit. Run to the bathroom and put on the crazy outfit and run out to the BBQ and dance like a lunatic. For ideas on crazy outfits, try googling "weird people in Wal-Mart." 3. If you are in a truck, stand up in the truck bed and shout "I'm on top of the world!" 4. During a BBQ and/or firework show, randomly start doing disco. 5. Begin a conversation about what you would do in the life of Yoda. 6. If you are at a BBQ, when no one is looking, take someone's glass and hide it. If anyone asks, say "The fairies took it!" 7. Make food art. 8. Shout at a completely random time, "Eight days until Christmas in July!" and start hohohoing like Santa Claus. 9. Take red and blue markers and glitter and start drawing on yourself and putting glitter on yourself. If anyone asks, say, "I'm getting ready!" 10. Sing White Christmas all except replace Christmas with pizza. One of the lyrics will go "I'm dreaming of a white pizza, not like the ones I used to know" for an idea on how to start. 11. Argue with someone that pencils can stand up. 12. If you have any glow sticks, put one on your head and say "Zeus is here!" 13. If you are feasting in the truck before the fireworks, announce that you see something crazy in the sky. Say "Way up there!" 14. If you are wearing a bracelet, put on your head and say, "This is my crown!" 15. Start thumb wrestling with yourself and argue with yourself that you will win no way around it. 16. If you are at a BBQ, insist that next year you are bringing porkrinds to cook for the BBQ and enough cookies for everyone to have 100 of them. 17. Randomly shout "Every time is a good time!" Start dancing like a crazy person that has been having way too much fun that evening. 18. If you have a sock puppet, take it everywhere you go and narrate the night through your puppet. If your puppet does not have a name give it something crazy like "Funsize." 19. If you have any bouncy balls, bring some with you and make them bounce at completely random times. If some asks, say "These round eggs have a mind of their own." 20. If you have more than one light stick, start a Jedi fight with someone. 21. Complain that you are in Nowhere Land and complain that event is nothing. Midway through the rant, bust out laughing like a crazy person. 22. If you still have silly bands, bring them with you and put them on top of your food. Once they are on your food, say "Look at those hungry bands getting at my food." 23. Make silly YouTube videos of the event. 24. If the fireworks come on, say "Make a wish. The light explosion is upon us." 25. Put on lots of crazy 4th of July make-up. If anyone notices your make-up, say "Thank you and I plan on doing my make-up like Kiss next year all except red, white, and blue.