Funny Things To Do While You Are At The Movies

Have you ever been at the movies and wanted to do something crazy at the theater? If you answered yes, here is a list of 25 things that you can do before, during, and after the movie. *Warning* if you attempt some of these ideas, you may get kicked out and your time and money will be wasted. 1. During the movie, randomly start laughing like a hyena and wonder why everyone is giving you a weird look. 2. When you walk into the theater, get your tickets and say "I have to go to my dressing room to change into my Batman costume!" as loud as possible. Run to the bathroom at top speed. 3. When a funny part comes on, go apes*it and throw popcorn everywhere, laugh like a hyena, and spill your drinks, etc. and leave. Walk in 5 minutes later dressed as a random person and say, "What in God's name happened?" 4. Before the movie buy lots of drinks and insist on drinking these during the movie and run to the nearest bathroom as soon as the credits start rolling. 5. Buy lots of candy and bring it into the theater. Eat it and then walk out of the theater and start acting like a crazy person. 6. During the previews, run up to the front of the theater and yell "Batman is awesome!" 7. Run out of the theater yelling "I'm Ready!" like Spongebob. 8. During the movie, put your feet up on the seats and poke people in front of you. 9. Randomly say "Respect my authoritah!" 10. If you see someone in the movie wearing revealing clothes, say "When I grow up, I want to be a pimp!" 11. Bring in a four course meal and try to eat it during the movie. 12. When the theater goes dark, start making ghost noises and say "Dark." in a creepy voice. 13. Before the movie, run to the bathroom and spray glitter and glow-in-the-dark hair spray paint in your hair and walk out. When the theater goes dark, you will cause a light show. 14. When you are buying tickets ask if pets and/or chewbaccas are allowed in the theaters. If the manager and cashier say no, yell "This is an injustice!" "Free the pets and chewbaccas!" 15. Walk in the theater with a large hat and sit up front. 16. Wear sunglasses in the theater during the movie and wonder why everything is so dark. 17. Disturb the person next to you by doing countless things such lining up M&Ms on the person next to you. 18. Make a noise with your cellphone and have a panic attack. Run out of the theater at top speed and walk in 10 minutes later acting like everything is right with the world. 19. If you see a crazy driver in the movie, say "You could have caused an accident." 20. Bring in Pringles and make duck faces throughout the movie. 21. During battle scenes in the movie, make chewbacca noises. 22. Get into an argument with the person behind you or in front of you over something obvious. 23. During a death scene in movie, shout "I wanted to come (5 second pause) dressed as a potato!" 24. After the movie walk out saying "March, I must march!" 25. After you eat all the popcorn, sit on the popcorn bag and shout "I'm king of the hill!"

Funny Things To Do While Visiting Relatives

Have you ever been bored and had no idea what to do with yourself when you are at a relative's house? If you answered yes, here is a list of 25 things you can do to have more fun at your relative's house or out in public with relatives. If you are at their house: 1. If your relative's house has a basement, go down to the basement and turn on as many lights as you can and if he/she sees all the lights in the basement say that your basement is glowing. There is a catch: This idea will most successful during the evening or at night. 2. Grab a bunch of action figures/toy cars and stick them in the living room. Leave them there. If someone says something, say "There is a village that lives underneath your couch and the people of this village are trying to get out." 3. Stick a pair of socks on your ears and run around the house barking and acting like a dog. 4. At night after everyone else has went to bed, open up all the counters and drawers in all the bathrooms and kitchens. Once you are done go back to bed and leave everything like you had it until morning. 5. Make up a ridiculous story on how food was invented. 6. Look out the window and randomly shout "Here comes Bat Man!" 7. Turn on the shower and if anyone notices say "Nice hidden sauna!" 8. If you are sitting in the living room randomly shout "There is a worm in here!" 9. Randomly start dancing like a lunatic. 10. Take pictures of random things in the house if anyone sees say "These are artifacts and I must have pictures of these to show to a museum one day." 11. In the middle of the night, get all the snack items in the house and line them up in the hallways leading to every room in the house. Go back to bed before anyone sees you. 12. Wake up in the morning and put on two different pairs of slippers. If anyone says something, say "Wow! What a wild night!" 13. Walk around with a paper bag on your head. If you are in public with them: 1. If they have a cell phone, call/text them every 5 minutes. 2. Have a pool noodle fight with them. 3. If you are in the car, make up a story on the sandman can get into cars. 4. When you are ready to leave, pretend to fall asleep on the furniture displays in the store. 5. If you are in a thrift store (girls only), pick out as many dresses as you can carry and take them in the fitting rooms and call him/her in to see what dress looks best and make ridiculous excuses not to get each dress. 6. Walk backwards down all the aisles in the stores and make sure he/she see you. 7. Ever time you see them, tap them on the shoulder and say "Tag, you're it!" 8. If you see Christmas decorations sing White Christmas as loud as possible. 9. If you are in a restaurant, say that you see a chocolate volcano outside the window and you better take cover ASAP. 10. Try on two different pairs of shoes and try to make ridiculous shoe combinations. 11. Tell him/her to follow you and do ridiculous things with you while in the store. 12. Randomly say, "I like turtles."

Funny Things to do When You Are Bored on Summer Vacation

School's out, no homework, no teachers, no all-nighters, and the list goes on and it happens every single year without fail. The first couple days of summer have been great until you find yourself sitting around the house being uber-bored no having a clue on what to do with yourself. Does this situation sound familiar? If you answered yes, here is a list of 25 things that you can do to avoid the dreaded summer boredom this year. 1. Find a pair of underwear (please god, be a clean pair) and put it on top of your clothes and find a blanket and tie it loosely around your neck and go around the house yelling "Superman to the rescue!" 2. Find a conch, instrument of some sort, or just pots and pans and play them around the house. 3. If you are a girl, gather up all of your perfume (cologne if you are a guy) and spray it all over your room and the bathroom while having the shower running with the mirror steamed up. If anyone asks, "I'm taking a shower for the first time in 3,000 years!" Make an evil laugh after. Here is the catch,this idea would be most successful if you are shirtless/have on strapless bra with a large towel wrapped around you. 4. If your house has low ceilings, find a stuffed animal and walk it on the ceiling singing "Spider (insert animal)" song. 5. At night turn out all the lights in your house and go around banging on things and making spooky noises. 6. Open a magazine a walk around with it on your head. 7. If you have a YouTube account or any other online accounts, on a random video or blog start an argument that Twister or any other game from your childhood was the best ever. 8. Find as much candy or food items as you can and try to eat it all in one sitting. 9. At 3 AM yell as loud as you can "This is a piece of work!" 10. Turn out all the lights and close your eyes and yell "I see dead people!" 11. Walk around the house with a camera and take pictures of random things. 12. If you live near a sidewalk or street, people watch and don't be afraid to take pictures. 13. Find some sunglasses, makeup, etc. and try it out in the mirror and take pictures. 14. Make a YouTube video of yourself doing the most ridiculous thing that you can possibly do. 15. Take a shower or a bath fully clothed or jump into a pool with all of your regular clothes on. 16. Make as much food as possible. 17. Pretend to be a Chewbacca inside of a person's body by making noises and acting just like a chewbacca. 18. Randomly start doing ridiculous dancing around the house and have music to dance to while doing this idea. 19. While everyone else in the house is asleep, rearrange all the kitchen items and open up all the cabinets wide and leave it like that until morning. 20. Find a tampon and paint it with red nail polish and place it somewhere in the house or a sidewalk. 21. At 2 AM, play the Narwhales song really loud. 22. Make ridiculous noises around the house. 23. Find ridiculous looking clothes and try to dress up like the weird people that you see in Wal-Mart. Take a picture and put it on a blog. 24. Look up weird things and email the images to everyone you know. 25. Make prank phone calls and texts to random people.