Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Funny Things To Do While Visiting Relatives

Have you ever been bored and had no idea what to do with yourself when you are at a relative's house? If you answered yes, here is a list of 25 things you can do to have more fun at your relative's house or out in public with relatives. If you are at their house: 1. If your relative's house has a basement, go down to the basement and turn on as many lights as you can and if he/she sees all the lights in the basement say that your basement is glowing. There is a catch: This idea will most successful during the evening or at night. 2. Grab a bunch of action figures/toy cars and stick them in the living room. Leave them there. If someone says something, say "There is a village that lives underneath your couch and the people of this village are trying to get out." 3. Stick a pair of socks on your ears and run around the house barking and acting like a dog. 4. At night after everyone else has went to bed, open up all the counters and drawers in all the bathrooms and kitchens. Once you are done go back to bed and leave everything like you had it until morning. 5. Make up a ridiculous story on how food was invented. 6. Look out the window and randomly shout "Here comes Bat Man!" 7. Turn on the shower and if anyone notices say "Nice hidden sauna!" 8. If you are sitting in the living room randomly shout "There is a worm in here!" 9. Randomly start dancing like a lunatic. 10. Take pictures of random things in the house if anyone sees say "These are artifacts and I must have pictures of these to show to a museum one day." 11. In the middle of the night, get all the snack items in the house and line them up in the hallways leading to every room in the house. Go back to bed before anyone sees you. 12. Wake up in the morning and put on two different pairs of slippers. If anyone says something, say "Wow! What a wild night!" 13. Walk around with a paper bag on your head. If you are in public with them: 1. If they have a cell phone, call/text them every 5 minutes. 2. Have a pool noodle fight with them. 3. If you are in the car, make up a story on the sandman can get into cars. 4. When you are ready to leave, pretend to fall asleep on the furniture displays in the store. 5. If you are in a thrift store (girls only), pick out as many dresses as you can carry and take them in the fitting rooms and call him/her in to see what dress looks best and make ridiculous excuses not to get each dress. 6. Walk backwards down all the aisles in the stores and make sure he/she see you. 7. Ever time you see them, tap them on the shoulder and say "Tag, you're it!" 8. If you see Christmas decorations sing White Christmas as loud as possible. 9. If you are in a restaurant, say that you see a chocolate volcano outside the window and you better take cover ASAP. 10. Try on two different pairs of shoes and try to make ridiculous shoe combinations. 11. Tell him/her to follow you and do ridiculous things with you while in the store. 12. Randomly say, "I like turtles."

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