Funny Things to do During the Christmas Season

It is the Christmas season and you are shopping for presents, decorating the house, and visiting people. For some reason, this Christmas season seems a little ho-hum to you this year. Does this sound like you? If you answered yes, here is a list of 30 things that you can do to brighten your holiday season. Merry Christmas! 1. While decorating the house, stand in the yard and pretend to be a part of the Christmas decor. 2. If you are in the car doing Christmas shopping, address that there is a Christmas tree man walking outside. 3. Ask if Santa will actually come down the roof this year. 4. In the car at a random time blurt out that you want to be a reindeer. 5. If you are visiting relatives, ask if you want to sneak a hippopotamus into the house the night before Christmas. 6. Play some Christmas music and throw a fit while playing the music. 7. On a random day, paint yourself green and walk into the living room. If anyone asks, say that you are trying out for the role for the Grinch. 8. Ask if there really is a Christmas menace. 9. Sneak out of the house and go to the store. Come back two hours later with as much eggnog and candy canes as you can carry. 10. At a completely random time during a trip, say that you forgot the candy canes at home and convince everyone else in the car that this is a crime and will going to museum jail. 11. Tell someone that there was a Christmas movie is about to come on. When they actually see the movie, it turns out to be a introduction to a video game. 12. Late at night, if you see a shadow of the Christmas tree, convince whoever is with you that you are seeing an apparition of a plant that was here long ago. 13. In the middle of the night, wake up holding blankets with you while you run. Start screaming and shout "Christmas monster!" 14. Spray food scented air refreshers throughout the house and convince everybody that invisible elves are cooking for them. 15. Say that you want to change your name to Butters one day. 16. Put a pair of cooking mitts on your feet and tell everyone about your "new boots." 17. Ask if you could have a pet reindeer. 18. When you are decorating the house, shout "Gingerbread men are trying to take over the world!" 19. Put fake reindeer antlers on your pets. 20. If you have a cat that is in a hissy mood, tell him/her that he/she is catching Grinchcitis. 21. If you have a pet, make them dance and put on Christmas music. Tell them to get down to the gingerbread beat. 22. Try to wrap yourself,other people, and/or random objects in gift wrapping. 23. Ask if you could Christmas carol around the neighborhood in a swimsuit. 24. Suggest that the ham be colored green and red. Threaten not to eat the ham if it is not colored green and red. 25. At a completely random time, shout "Christmas Tree Sandwich time!" 26. While decorating the house, say that you want mistle toe everywhere. 27. Try to jump rope with the lights. 28. Ask if your house could have tons and tons of Christmas trees. 29. The night before Christmas, ask if you can give Santa 100 cookies. 30. If you are traveling to a relative's place, address that there is a moving snowman outside.

Funny Things to do During Thanksgiving

I know it's been a little while since I have made any posts on my this blog. I know Thanksgiving is coming around the bend and you will be hanging around friends and family and it seems like you are doing the same things every year and you want to spice things up this year. Does this sound like you? If you answered yes, here are some things that you can do to make an interesting Thanksgiving. 1. At the dinner, ask if everyone could have dessert first. 2. After the dinner, tell everyone to meet you at Target, Wal-Mart, etc. for the shopping after-party. 3. When the turkey comes out, ask if you can have some fish on the side. 4. Play some loud music before the dinner and declare the whole day as party time (preferably something like Gangnam style or LMFAO). 5. Ask if you can make a sandwich 2 minutes before the big dinner. 6. If you still have left over make-up from Halloween, put it all over your face to look like Santa Claus. Collect some holiday bells. When you reach the area where you will be having your dinner. Shout "Ho! Ho! Ho!" just like Santa and ring the jingle bells. 7. Ask if you can everyone could have their dinner sitting on the floor. 8. Before the dinner, run out like a crazy person. If someone comes after you, say that the turkey is coming to get you. 9. At the dinner if your guests or the people you are visiting puts marshmallows on their sweet potatoes, ask if they want some graham crackers and chocolate to go with them. 10. If a pet comes over to the table, say that they are part of the family too. 11. At a completely random time, say "I'm not ready for cookies." 12. Ask if someone to make a HUGE monster pumpkin pie for the Thanksgiving feast. 13. In the middle of the dinner, ask if anyone wants to go to the Krusty Burger that night. 14. When the dinner is over, ask if next year if they want to go overkill on the food, bring huge things of food, blood sausage, and a ridiculously big turkey. 15. Overlap your things of cranberry sauce and try to make art with them. Take a picture and eat it. 16. During the dinner, say that you feel like something or someone is missing. Shout out "A chewbacca!" 17. Go around in a scary Halloween mask and startle everyone there. 18. During the dinner, ask everyone what they would be like if they were a reindeer. 19. At a completely random time, excuse yourself from dinner. Three minutes later shout "My nose is glowing like Rudolph's!" 20. Ask if next year this Thanksgiving dinner could have a clown-theme. 21. Knock on the table and continue doing it and say that it was not you. 22. When everyone is complimenting the food, say it is good and mumble under breath a sarcastic "Everyone's a critic." 23. Sit completely still for a few minutes. When someone comes around, start moving to startle them. 24. Walk outside and disappear. An hour later walk back in and say that you went to No Land. 25. Ask if everyone could watch football after the meal. Casually say that you think their favorite team is going to win.

Funny Things To Do on an October Weekend

Summer is over, the back-to-school rush is over; you notice that it is getting cooler outside, the leaves are changing and Halloween is coming around the bend, and you now even have to put on a jacket to go outside. Yes, it is that time of the year again and you are tired of the same-old-same-old things that you do on a fall weekend. Does this sound like a familiar statement? If you answered yes to this question, then here is a list of 25 things that you can do to spice up your October weekends. 1. Walk around your house/dorm in your Halloween costume and shout, "Party time!" 2. If you live in a dorm, ago out and buy a ton of Halloween lights and even get colored lights for your lamps. Put the lights all over your room. If your roommate mentions anything, say, "Just doing a little decorating." 3. Bring a pumpkin into the house/dorm and put it in the bathtub. If anyone mentions anything, say, "Mr. Jack-o-lantern needed to take a bath." 4. Try walking outside in a swimsuit at 3 AM. Walk out shouting things like, " I can see you but, you can't see me!" 5. Get some hair spray paint and spray your hair. If anyone says anything, say, "Like my new 'do? It just came fresh from the rainbow." 6. If you are in a middle of a homework session, at a completely random time, shout, "Mommy, there is an alien dressed like a hippie in my closet!" 7. Cover your head with your jacket and convince other people that you have on a colorful ghost hat. 8. Ask if you can go switch Halloween and Thanksgiving around. 9. Wander what you would look like with green skin. 10. At a Halloween store, ask the store employees if you would look better dressed up as a cheeseburger or a lobster. 11. If you happen to be in a Halloween store, put on a hat and run around the store like a lunatic. 12. Put in vampire teeth, hide somewhere and then when you see somebody; sneak behind them and try to bite him/her. 13. Walk out of your house/dorm and say to whoever happens to be there that you think you see a ghost. 14. Quietly walk 3-6 feet behind someone. Get about a foot away from him/her and shout, "Boo! I got you!" 15. Ask what it would be like if pumpkin flavored potato chips actually existed. 16. When you are eating dinner, when nobody is looking, hide your food under the table. If anyone asks, say, "Frankenstein took your dinner." 17. If you are in a closet, open the door and slam it shut. Repeat until someone tells you to stop. 18. At 1 AM, walk into your kitchen and open all the cabinets and drawers. Leave them like that until morning. 19. If you are in a dorm, ask your RA if you can bring a dragon inside your room for decorating your room. 20. If you have any pets, ask someone if you could paint them Halloween colors or dress them up. 21. Paint yourself with orange and black paint. Try to go out in public with the paint on you. 22. Paint scary messages on your windows with window paint like, "Watch out! Satan is going to get you!" 23. Grab an apple out of the refrigerator. Try to carve the apple the same way you would a pumpkin. 24. Put on your Halloween costume. Shout, "I am ready to head to Wal-Mart!" 25. Run outside and shout that you are a chewbacca in disguise.

Funny Things To Do on Labor Day Weekend

It's Labor Day; that means that summer is almost over. You will now have to trade in swimming in the pools, lakes, lying out in the sun, hot weather, etc. for autumn leaves, Halloween, pumpkins, cool weather, etc. You maybe doing something for Labor Day; if you are NOT, here is a list of 18 things to do to make your Labor Day exciting rather than blah. 1. Ask someone if they would like a scarecrow painted on their wall. 2. Cook tons of food and if anyone wonders; say that you are having a "Me Labor Day" party. 3. Ask someone if you could go to Wal-Mart to look at the weird people. 4. Act like Garfield and sleep and at a completely random time; sing loudly, "Get up! Get up! Get up and shake your napkin!" 5. At midnight after Labor Day, shout, "Bye summer! Hello Autumn!" Start dancing like a lunatic. 6. If you have a Facebook, post that you will be inviting Madonna over to your house to do a concert. 7. Get sheets of paper and trace your feet around the paper. Cut out the tracings. If the paper is white, color them a weird color and put them around your house. If anyone asks, say the "Labor Day Man" did it. 8. At a completely random time, walk in the living room with pots and pans. Bang on the pots and pans. 9. Go outside and lie in the sun for one last time this summer. Lather yourself with conditioner. 10. Heat up some hot chocolate. Drink some of it and get a straw and blow bubbles with the straw. When you are done blowing bubbles, drink the rest of the hot chocolate. 11. Announce to everyone that you are starting your countdown to Christmas and there will be a Chewbacca will be helping you. 12. At a completely random time, start doing disco moves and singing the Narwhales song. 13. Ask someone if it's Labor Day, why are the leaves still green? 14. Announce to everyone that you are going to make a sandwich and eat it on the rug. 15. Bring out the Christmas Tree. If anyone wonders why you are bringing out the Christmas tree so early, say, "Nothing wrong with starting early!" 16. Ask if you could buy some whipped cream and pie pans to do a pie-in-the-face. 17. Jump in the pool in your every day clothes. 18. The night before Labor Day, say that the oven in this house is haunted. When you go bed, wake up at 1:30 am to "sleep walk" to the stores and make the food. Go back to bed 3 hours later. When you wake up in the morning, wake up and wonder how the food got to your kitchen.

Funny Things To Do at Petsmart

Have you ever went to Petsmart and was looking for something or was with someone else at Petsmart and did not know what to do with yourself? If you answered yes to this question; here are 25 things that you can do to stay entertained. 1. Go near the section where you can adopt the cats. Try to hypnotize the cat with your finger. 2. Try to talk to the animals. 3. If you see any goldfish, try to imitate them. 4. Go to the pet salon area and demand that EVERY pet in the store gets a free haircut. 5. Play with the cats' and dogs' toys. 6. Play Peek-a-Boo with the gerbils. 7. Say to the parrot on sale and ask, "Do want to come with me? I will let you eat a nice, juicy sandwich on the rug." Wait until the parrot repeats your phrase. 8. Ask the cashier if they have merchandise to take care of Santa Claus' reindeer. 9. Go into the cats' aisle. At a completely random time, go crazy and throw cat treat bags all over the store. Yell "No more cat treats! The world is doomed!" 10. Ask the cashier if they have whipped cream for cats. 11. Look at the lizards and reptiles on sale and say "I'm sexy and I know it." 12. Get a pet post card and walk around with it on your head. 13. Yell, " I have three wishes! One, all pets can write! Two. A bagel. Three. For every cat in the store to simultaneously hiss at the same time!" 14. Try to disturb the napping animals. 15. Try to sneak the kitty litter boxes into the bathrooms. 16. Sit on the cat and dog beds. 17. Throw all the hair/fur products on the floor. Yell, " We animals don't need this crap to stay clean! We got our tongues and other natural instincts to stay clean!" 18. Climb up on the pet ladders. 19. With all the aquarium and turtle supplies, make your own village in that aisle. 20. Ask if you could buy EVERY single fish in the store. 21. Ask the cashier if animals are allowed to eat bagels. 22. Yell, " I want that cat! In there! In there!" If the people at the store refuse, threaten to break the glass so you could get the cat inside. 23. Wander what it would be like if Petsmart and Quick Trip were combined together. 24. At a completely random time, start running. If anyone is wandering why you are running, say, "I am trying to catch my chewbacca that is now in the dogs' department." 25. Ask an employee if you are allowed to feed the animals any "people food."

Funny Things To Do on The First Day of School

It's the first day of school and summer has came to a close. You are seeing people you haven't seen all summer and meeting new people while you are roaming the halls for your new classes and meeting your new teachers/professors. If you want to do something crazy on your first day, here is a list of things that you can do to add a little extra excitement to your first day. *WARNING: This may effect your first impressions with people that you just met.* 1. When the teacher is going over the syllabus, randomly start whistling. If the teacher looks at you, say, "I like to whistle while I work." 2. Ask your neighbor if you and him/her could switch seats seconds after class starts. 3. Walk into class 10 minutes late. Say to the teacher, "Sorry I'm late, I just had to have that "special moment" with some people I ran into." 4. Bring a three course meal into class and try to eat it. If the teacher tells you to put it away, put it away and proceed to munch away 5 minutes later. 5. When the teacher is going over the supply list, ask if Wii Fit should be on the supply list. 6. When the class moves on to the next "first day task", say, "Letsa go!" Mario style. 7. If you are taking a pretest on your first day, put in a bunch of random answers. 8. Walk into the room and act confused. Say "Oh. This is the first day of school, I thought this was the first day of a eating contest. 9. Bring a doughnut into class. Put your finger in the doughnut hole like you would a ring and eat it like that during class. 10. Run into the classroom 15 minutes late. Act confused and say, "I thought that the class was supposed to be located on Mt. Everest." 11. Bring a bottle of lotion and spread it all over your desk during class. 12. Bring in apple juice and at a completely random time, "accidentally" spill it out on the floor. Say, "Oops. So embarrassing." 13. At a completely random time, shout, "Where's the bacon!" Claim that the teacher is supposed to make the class bacon. 14. If you are in an art school or in an art class, get some paint out and try to paint on everything. 15. Ask if we are going over anything involving aliens. 16. In the middle of class, ask if you and the entire class can head over to McDonald's to try the new McNuggets. Say that chicken nuggets are important. 17. At a completely random time, get up and walk around to the classroom going on about how "awesome" you are. 18. Try to balance a pencil on your nose. 19. Bring in some cups and try to stack them during class. 20. Here is a classic idea; make paper airplanes and fly them during class. 21. In the beginning of class, ask if the class can watch 1,000 Ways To Die before going over the syllabus. 22. Bring in a chocolate bunny and play with it during class. If the teacher confiscates it, shout "No! My bunny!" 23. Bring air refresher into class and spray it at random intervals.\ 24. If you have a Facebook, walk into the room and say how people can act so ridiculous on Facebook during the summer. Say that you remember a post of someone saying, "So and so did this ludicrous thing to make them seem like they are growing up faster then they really are." Mumble under your breath,"My, God!" Real life chatting is so much cooler and ask the people in the room to raise their hand if they agree with you. 25. Bring a potato into class and run around the room shouting, "Ahh! Hot potato! Hot potato!"

Funny Things To Do At The Dinner Table

Here you are on a typical day eating dinner at home with your family and/or friends listening to the same conversations, same comments, almost same everything. Does this situation sound familiar? If yes, here is a list of 25 things that you can do to avoid the "dinner table rut." 1. Before dinner, ask if everyone at the table can change switch seats ever 10 minutes. 2. Try to take a picture of your plate before you eat with your cell phone. 3. At a completely random time, bang your fists on the table and shout, "Free the dinosaurs!" 4. Bring a bottle of ketchup to the dinner table and try to put ketchup on everything. 5. Try to build a food pyramid. 6. Discuss at the dinner table why cats and dogs eat/drink differently than people. 7. At a random time, ask why people did not come from Venus or Mars instead of Earth? 8. Ask if we could have ice cream for dinner the next day. 9. When nobody is looking switch all the serving utensil for plastic utensils and/or children's utensils. Claim that it was a ghost that changed all the utensils. 10. Randomly fall asleep. 11. Try to eat with serving utensils. 12. If you have chopsticks, before meal time, put the chopsticks all over the table making x's all over the table. 13. Place scented candles at the dinner table. 14. At a random time, get up and flicker the lights. 15. Ask if you could invite a orangutang to the next dinner. 16. In the middle of dinner, ask what you are having for dinner. 17. Ask why we are not eating dinner at 3AM. 18. Before meal time, place napkins all over the dinner table. 19. Play noises on your cell phone during dinner. 20. Sing "Meal time. The best time. la la la. It's all the meal time." 21. Ask if you can invite Muno from Yo Gabba Gabba next dinner time. 22. At a completely random time, say, "I spy... (30 second pause) It's coming after us! Run!" 23. Ask someone to look up at the ceiling. When they look, say, "Ha Ha! I made you look." 24. Ask what happened to the Bavarian Cream donuts. 25. At a random time, say, "All I want for Christmas is you."

Funny Things To Do in an Amusement /Water Park

Have you ever been to an amusement park and rode all the roller coasters and all the other rides in the park and found it to be fun; you thought that you could squeeze in some extra entertainment yourself? If you answered yes, here is a list of 25 things that you can do to get some extra fum at the amusement park and/or water park. 1. If you see a sign that says(# minutes wait at this point) say, "# minutes until I get to party." 2. If you are on top of a roller coaster that is about to fall, shout, "I like chewbaccas!" 3. In front of the line shout "1, 2, 3, come with me." 4. Ask if you could drink have a 120 oz. milkshake before you get on the ride. 5. On the merry-go-round, say, "At last, mine!" Start laughing like a crazy person. 6. When you are walking around, randomly point up to the sky and convince him/her that there is some alien spaceship with aliens that are trying to take over world. 7. At a sign that determines that you are tall enough to ride a certain ride, knell down. If someone sees say, "I'm not short, I'm funsize and I'm ready to have some fun!" 8. Stick as many packs of M&Ms in your pocket as you can fit. When you go on the ride, shout, "Raining M&Ms! Come and get some!' 9. If you are water park, get in the tide pool and try to surf on the tides. 10. Go on an inter tube and float. Pretend you are in the Epic Mickey game and go crazy and shout, "That thing is trying to get me!" 11. Cut into line and argue with a random person that you were here first and you did not cut. 12. Going down a water slide, day dream about riding on a mermaid. Convince yourself and other people in the park that mermaids are awesome. 13. Try to walk towards the rides backwards and make beeping noises. 14. While waiting in line, day dream about a stuffed monkey. In the middle of your wait, shout so loud that everyone in line can hear, "I am thinking of a stuffed monkey and I must get it NOW!" 15. Ask one the people in your group if you can ride a certain ride like a small child. Have them say no and have a temper tantrum. 16. In front of the line dare someone to cross the fence and go into the ride path and dance. 17. Sit on a bench and ask if someone can draw on you with marker. 18. When you and your group go on rafting ride and enter the raft, shout, Let's go crazy!" A minute or so later, shout, "It's getting hot in here!" 19. If you are sitting really close to someone on a ride start making hissing sounds next to them. If they ask where the hissing is coming from, say, "Huh! What hissing?" 20. Sing the Minority Song from South Park. 21. At a completely random time, shout, "I'm ready!" Run like Spongebob. 22. On the ride stick your hand up in the air and shout, "I don't care and I got my hands up in the air!" 23. When you come into the park ask the person that gives out the tickets if you can get in free. If he/she says no, have a temper tantrum about how Mr. Krabs from Spongebob Square Pants gets everything free. Come back two hours later pretending to know about the incident and tell someone in your group, "What was their problem? There must be a Full Moon out tonight." 24. Try to ride the kiddie rides. 25. Pretend that someone just entered the park dressed like a octopus and wondered if someone in your group can save your spot so you can take a picture and post it to a blog, Facebook, Twitter, etc. when you get home.

Funny Things To Do in an Antique Store/Flea Market

Have you ever walked into an antique store or a flea market with a relative, parents, or who ever and walked around,they did not allow to touch anything unless you were buying, do this do that, etc.? By the time you got out, you were about ready to lose your mind. Does this scenario sound familiar? If yes, here is a list of 25 things that you can do next time you walk into a flea market/antique store to keep yourself from losing your sanity. 1. If you find a crazy item or something crazy on a glass; take a picture with your camera/cell phone at your expense. 2. Walk into one of the rooms and say, "It smells like BBQ chicken in here." 3. Find an old phone on sale an talk on it. If anyone hears you, say that you are trying to order pizza. 4. Look inside the books in the store. If you see a pony, sheep, dinosaur, or a naked picture inside the books, burst into giggles and wonder how someone could do such thing. Walk out of the section with the book on your head. 5. Pick up a glass of shot glasses (or 5) and pretend to drink out of them. If anyone sees say, "Party time in the store!" 6. Sit on the antique furniture and pretend to take a nap. 7. If you are at a flea market, bring some plastic Easter eggs to the flea market. Take them out and shout "Here comes Easter bunny!" 8. Take two random items and put up in the air. Fly them around. If anyone sees, say "These things were ducks that were trying to migrate south for the winter but, with my magical powers, I accidentally turned them into these objects and I don't know how to change these things back. 9. Start playing with the Barbie Dolls on sale. Do something crazy like covering their eyes and saying in a high-pitched voice, "I see dead people." or "Satan is upon us." 10. Randomly shout "Shut up!" 11. Ask if the store is haunted. 12. If you see someone picking up something, say "Put the object down and nobody gets hurt." 13. Walk out the rooms saying "Screw this room, I'm out of here." 14. Try to pick up a furniture piece. 15. Walk out of a booth saying "Screw you guys, I'm going home!" 16. While you are walking around, blast your ipod or mp3 player. 17. If you see a pogo stick, scooter, skateboard, or roller skates/blades, try to jump/ride on them/it. 18. Pick something up when no one is looking and take it. If someone sees before you take it, say "I thought that this item was for free." 19. If you see something orange, say "I'm dreaming of orange juice." 20. If you see Star Wars anything. Dream how your life would be if you were a Chewbacca. 21. At a random time, shout "I like turtles!" 22. Try to take a nap on the floor, use magazines or books as a blanket. 23. Sing and dance around. Sing about having a "Me party." 24. Look at the clothes and wonder how the characters from Yo Gabba or any other television show would look like in these clothes. Burst out laughing. 25. Get into a argument with a random shopper about how the world would be screwed if ipods, Twitter, Facebook, blogs, etc. existed back in (insert time that was 25+ years ago).

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Funny Things To Do on The 4th of July

It is the 4th of July and you are watching fireworks, at a BBQ, etc. and it seems like it is the same thing every year. If you want to do something crazy at your fireworks, BBQ, etc; here is a list of 25 things that you can do this 4th of July to spice up the 4th of July tradition. 1. If you are at a firework show, bring some books. Pretend to fall asleep while waiting for the show and put them on your face. 2. If you are at a BBQ, bring a crazy outfit. Run to the bathroom and put on the crazy outfit and run out to the BBQ and dance like a lunatic. For ideas on crazy outfits, try googling "weird people in Wal-Mart." 3. If you are in a truck, stand up in the truck bed and shout "I'm on top of the world!" 4. During a BBQ and/or firework show, randomly start doing disco. 5. Begin a conversation about what you would do in the life of Yoda. 6. If you are at a BBQ, when no one is looking, take someone's glass and hide it. If anyone asks, say "The fairies took it!" 7. Make food art. 8. Shout at a completely random time, "Eight days until Christmas in July!" and start hohohoing like Santa Claus. 9. Take red and blue markers and glitter and start drawing on yourself and putting glitter on yourself. If anyone asks, say, "I'm getting ready!" 10. Sing White Christmas all except replace Christmas with pizza. One of the lyrics will go "I'm dreaming of a white pizza, not like the ones I used to know" for an idea on how to start. 11. Argue with someone that pencils can stand up. 12. If you have any glow sticks, put one on your head and say "Zeus is here!" 13. If you are feasting in the truck before the fireworks, announce that you see something crazy in the sky. Say "Way up there!" 14. If you are wearing a bracelet, put on your head and say, "This is my crown!" 15. Start thumb wrestling with yourself and argue with yourself that you will win no way around it. 16. If you are at a BBQ, insist that next year you are bringing porkrinds to cook for the BBQ and enough cookies for everyone to have 100 of them. 17. Randomly shout "Every time is a good time!" Start dancing like a crazy person that has been having way too much fun that evening. 18. If you have a sock puppet, take it everywhere you go and narrate the night through your puppet. If your puppet does not have a name give it something crazy like "Funsize." 19. If you have any bouncy balls, bring some with you and make them bounce at completely random times. If some asks, say "These round eggs have a mind of their own." 20. If you have more than one light stick, start a Jedi fight with someone. 21. Complain that you are in Nowhere Land and complain that event is nothing. Midway through the rant, bust out laughing like a crazy person. 22. If you still have silly bands, bring them with you and put them on top of your food. Once they are on your food, say "Look at those hungry bands getting at my food." 23. Make silly YouTube videos of the event. 24. If the fireworks come on, say "Make a wish. The light explosion is upon us." 25. Put on lots of crazy 4th of July make-up. If anyone notices your make-up, say "Thank you and I plan on doing my make-up like Kiss next year all except red, white, and blue.

Funny Things To Do While You Are At The Movies

Have you ever been at the movies and wanted to do something crazy at the theater? If you answered yes, here is a list of 25 things that you can do before, during, and after the movie. *Warning* if you attempt some of these ideas, you may get kicked out and your time and money will be wasted. 1. During the movie, randomly start laughing like a hyena and wonder why everyone is giving you a weird look. 2. When you walk into the theater, get your tickets and say "I have to go to my dressing room to change into my Batman costume!" as loud as possible. Run to the bathroom at top speed. 3. When a funny part comes on, go apes*it and throw popcorn everywhere, laugh like a hyena, and spill your drinks, etc. and leave. Walk in 5 minutes later dressed as a random person and say, "What in God's name happened?" 4. Before the movie buy lots of drinks and insist on drinking these during the movie and run to the nearest bathroom as soon as the credits start rolling. 5. Buy lots of candy and bring it into the theater. Eat it and then walk out of the theater and start acting like a crazy person. 6. During the previews, run up to the front of the theater and yell "Batman is awesome!" 7. Run out of the theater yelling "I'm Ready!" like Spongebob. 8. During the movie, put your feet up on the seats and poke people in front of you. 9. Randomly say "Respect my authoritah!" 10. If you see someone in the movie wearing revealing clothes, say "When I grow up, I want to be a pimp!" 11. Bring in a four course meal and try to eat it during the movie. 12. When the theater goes dark, start making ghost noises and say "Dark." in a creepy voice. 13. Before the movie, run to the bathroom and spray glitter and glow-in-the-dark hair spray paint in your hair and walk out. When the theater goes dark, you will cause a light show. 14. When you are buying tickets ask if pets and/or chewbaccas are allowed in the theaters. If the manager and cashier say no, yell "This is an injustice!" "Free the pets and chewbaccas!" 15. Walk in the theater with a large hat and sit up front. 16. Wear sunglasses in the theater during the movie and wonder why everything is so dark. 17. Disturb the person next to you by doing countless things such lining up M&Ms on the person next to you. 18. Make a noise with your cellphone and have a panic attack. Run out of the theater at top speed and walk in 10 minutes later acting like everything is right with the world. 19. If you see a crazy driver in the movie, say "You could have caused an accident." 20. Bring in Pringles and make duck faces throughout the movie. 21. During battle scenes in the movie, make chewbacca noises. 22. Get into an argument with the person behind you or in front of you over something obvious. 23. During a death scene in movie, shout "I wanted to come (5 second pause) dressed as a potato!" 24. After the movie walk out saying "March, I must march!" 25. After you eat all the popcorn, sit on the popcorn bag and shout "I'm king of the hill!"

Funny Things To Do While Visiting Relatives

Have you ever been bored and had no idea what to do with yourself when you are at a relative's house? If you answered yes, here is a list of 25 things you can do to have more fun at your relative's house or out in public with relatives. If you are at their house: 1. If your relative's house has a basement, go down to the basement and turn on as many lights as you can and if he/she sees all the lights in the basement say that your basement is glowing. There is a catch: This idea will most successful during the evening or at night. 2. Grab a bunch of action figures/toy cars and stick them in the living room. Leave them there. If someone says something, say "There is a village that lives underneath your couch and the people of this village are trying to get out." 3. Stick a pair of socks on your ears and run around the house barking and acting like a dog. 4. At night after everyone else has went to bed, open up all the counters and drawers in all the bathrooms and kitchens. Once you are done go back to bed and leave everything like you had it until morning. 5. Make up a ridiculous story on how food was invented. 6. Look out the window and randomly shout "Here comes Bat Man!" 7. Turn on the shower and if anyone notices say "Nice hidden sauna!" 8. If you are sitting in the living room randomly shout "There is a worm in here!" 9. Randomly start dancing like a lunatic. 10. Take pictures of random things in the house if anyone sees say "These are artifacts and I must have pictures of these to show to a museum one day." 11. In the middle of the night, get all the snack items in the house and line them up in the hallways leading to every room in the house. Go back to bed before anyone sees you. 12. Wake up in the morning and put on two different pairs of slippers. If anyone says something, say "Wow! What a wild night!" 13. Walk around with a paper bag on your head. If you are in public with them: 1. If they have a cell phone, call/text them every 5 minutes. 2. Have a pool noodle fight with them. 3. If you are in the car, make up a story on the sandman can get into cars. 4. When you are ready to leave, pretend to fall asleep on the furniture displays in the store. 5. If you are in a thrift store (girls only), pick out as many dresses as you can carry and take them in the fitting rooms and call him/her in to see what dress looks best and make ridiculous excuses not to get each dress. 6. Walk backwards down all the aisles in the stores and make sure he/she see you. 7. Ever time you see them, tap them on the shoulder and say "Tag, you're it!" 8. If you see Christmas decorations sing White Christmas as loud as possible. 9. If you are in a restaurant, say that you see a chocolate volcano outside the window and you better take cover ASAP. 10. Try on two different pairs of shoes and try to make ridiculous shoe combinations. 11. Tell him/her to follow you and do ridiculous things with you while in the store. 12. Randomly say, "I like turtles."

Funny Things to do When You Are Bored on Summer Vacation

School's out, no homework, no teachers, no all-nighters, and the list goes on and it happens every single year without fail. The first couple days of summer have been great until you find yourself sitting around the house being uber-bored no having a clue on what to do with yourself. Does this situation sound familiar? If you answered yes, here is a list of 25 things that you can do to avoid the dreaded summer boredom this year. 1. Find a pair of underwear (please god, be a clean pair) and put it on top of your clothes and find a blanket and tie it loosely around your neck and go around the house yelling "Superman to the rescue!" 2. Find a conch, instrument of some sort, or just pots and pans and play them around the house. 3. If you are a girl, gather up all of your perfume (cologne if you are a guy) and spray it all over your room and the bathroom while having the shower running with the mirror steamed up. If anyone asks, "I'm taking a shower for the first time in 3,000 years!" Make an evil laugh after. Here is the catch,this idea would be most successful if you are shirtless/have on strapless bra with a large towel wrapped around you. 4. If your house has low ceilings, find a stuffed animal and walk it on the ceiling singing "Spider (insert animal)" song. 5. At night turn out all the lights in your house and go around banging on things and making spooky noises. 6. Open a magazine a walk around with it on your head. 7. If you have a YouTube account or any other online accounts, on a random video or blog start an argument that Twister or any other game from your childhood was the best ever. 8. Find as much candy or food items as you can and try to eat it all in one sitting. 9. At 3 AM yell as loud as you can "This is a piece of work!" 10. Turn out all the lights and close your eyes and yell "I see dead people!" 11. Walk around the house with a camera and take pictures of random things. 12. If you live near a sidewalk or street, people watch and don't be afraid to take pictures. 13. Find some sunglasses, makeup, etc. and try it out in the mirror and take pictures. 14. Make a YouTube video of yourself doing the most ridiculous thing that you can possibly do. 15. Take a shower or a bath fully clothed or jump into a pool with all of your regular clothes on. 16. Make as much food as possible. 17. Pretend to be a Chewbacca inside of a person's body by making noises and acting just like a chewbacca. 18. Randomly start doing ridiculous dancing around the house and have music to dance to while doing this idea. 19. While everyone else in the house is asleep, rearrange all the kitchen items and open up all the cabinets wide and leave it like that until morning. 20. Find a tampon and paint it with red nail polish and place it somewhere in the house or a sidewalk. 21. At 2 AM, play the Narwhales song really loud. 22. Make ridiculous noises around the house. 23. Find ridiculous looking clothes and try to dress up like the weird people that you see in Wal-Mart. Take a picture and put it on a blog. 24. Look up weird things and email the images to everyone you know. 25. Make prank phone calls and texts to random people.

Funny Things to do While You Are In Class

During class, you are sitting there bored, sighing over the information with the teacher rambling about the subject you are learning and cannot wait to get out class. Does this scenario sound familiar to you? If you answered yes, next time you are bored in class, here is a list of 35 things that you can do to make class more interesting. 1. Get a rubber band and erasers. Use the rubber band as a sling shot to shoot the erasers at things. 2. Pretend to read your textbook. Put a magazine in your textbook. 3. Draw ridiculous things on your notes such as cats that have a tail of a bunny. 4. Ask the teacher to go to the bathroom and not come back for 20 minutes. If the teacher wonders what took you so long; say that there was a long line. 5. Bring a cake to class and eat it during class. If the teacher tells you to put it up; put it up and then continue eating it 5 minutes later. 6. Paint scissors. 7. Argue with a classmate about something absurd. 8. Follow the teacher around the classroom. 9. If you can get into class before anyone arrives, draw or write something ridiculous on the board. Leave and then come back to see everyone's reaction. 10. Randomly shout "Who let the dogs out?" 11. Go into the student closet and if you see a wire hanger, shout at the top of your voice, "Wire (3 second pause) Hanger!" 12. Bring in a 4 course meal and eat it during class. 13. Randomly have the entire class do the YMCA Dance. 14. Draw all over your arms with ball point pen. 15. Walk into class saying, "Oh this is class, I thought this was Dairy Queen." 16. Before class, try to make a stack of your stuff in the middle of the classroom. 17. Randomly start sitting on the floors. 18. If you get called on, shout something random. 19. Have the class scoot their desks closer to the teacher a little more as the class progresses. 20. If you get called on, start crying and shout, "Why can't everybody just leave me alone?!" 21. Randomly have half of the class walk out of the classroom including you. 22. If you are working on an assignment shout, "Oh Waffles, I skipped #13!" 23. Paint your fingernails. 24. Start sharpening your pencil with scissors until you have a huge pile of eraser shavings on your desk. 25. Start texting people in class. If the teacher says something, say that the text came from the Great Divine. 26. Bring a crapload of bubble gum to class. Chew it and try to make the biggest bubble possible. 27. Randomly have the class stand up one at a time. 28. Bring jingle bells to class and jingle them every 5 minutes. 29. Write something on a piece of paper and tape it to the ceiling. Show a person and say, "Haha, I made you look!" 30. Write weird notes and/or emails to the teacher saying things such as, "Don't forget about the unicorn in the closet!" 31. Pretend to forget everything the teacher has told you 5 seconds after he/she has told you. 32. When you walk into class, act all confused and say, "I thought this was the Disney Convention planning meeting." 33. Do a classic, do spit balls in class and 5 minutes later do paper airplanes. 34. During a lecture, shout that this information is outrageous!" Leave the classroom and 10 minutes later. Have someone come in pretending to be part of the FBI. 35. Bring some ice cream into class and eat it making annoying slurping noises to along with you ice cream eating.

Funny Things to do While You Are in the Library/Computer Lab

Have you ever been in a situation where you are in a public/school library or school computer lab and felt bored out of your mind? In order to make study time more interesting than blah, here are 25 things that you can do: 1. When you walk into a public library, act confused and say "Oh, this is the library, I thought this was Wendy's!" 2. If things began to seem super quiet in the school computer lab, put on a YouTube lyrics video or play music on your phone really loud. If someone asks about the music , say "The computer/phone decided to have a mind of it's own and began playing the music all by itself!" 3. Have a conversation with the librarian about BBQ Ribs and ask if that is allowed in the library. 4. Bring a full water bottle into the library or computer lab and spray it on yourself and the table. If anyone asks, say "There must be a leak in the ceiling." 5. Randomly start laughing hysterically. 6. Read a book upside down. 7. Start playing funny commercials on YouTube loudly. If anyone asks, say "I was playing this because I was doing a school project on the history of television commercials and the videos are really quiet." 8. Randomly start singing Peanut Butter & Jelly Time at the top of your voice. 9. Randomly start yelling "What is this world coming to!?" 10. Sit on the tables. 11. Stack all the chairs. 12. Get into an argument with someone else in a library over a book that does not exist. 13. Start drawing pictures of Batman on your arm with a Sharpie. 14. Make a pile of books in the middle of an aisle and try to make a huge stack in said spot. 15. Randomly start doing the YMCA in front of everyone. 16. Ask where the nearest entrance is located. 17. Bring a bottle of hot sauce into the library or computer lab and try to drink it every two minutes while you are in there. 18. Ask if this place sells any milk. 19. Copy your hands or any other body part on the copy machines. 20. Start mumbling nonsense loud enough for someone to hear. 21. Randomly shout "It's hot in here!" even if it is really super cold. 22. Randomly shout "Oh My God, They Killed Kenny!" 23. Walk around with a book on your head. 24. Walk backwards down every aisle. 25. If you have a friend with you, bust in shouting "This is Mermaid Man!" and your friend "This is Barnacle Boy!"

Funny Things to Do When You Are On A Road Trip

Have you ever been on the road during a long drive or stuck in traffic and wondered if you were ever going to get to your destination? If you have or you do in the future, here is a list of 22 things that you can do. 1. Ask "Are we there yet?" in a silly voices. 2. If you have a cell phone or laptop with wi-fi, watch weird people of Wal-Mart videos. 3. Ask whoever is driving to race with other cars. 4. Make silly signs and put them in the windows and watch the people's reactions. 5. Make ridiculous noises. 6. Argue with someone else in the vehicle about something random. 7. Ask every ten minutes "Can we take a break?", "When is the next rest area?", "Where can we get doughnuts?", etc. 8. If you are in the visitor's center, read the brochures upside down. 9. If you are at a rest area, try to do a headstand and say to whoever is watching that you are trying to stretch in your own magical way. 10. Hide all the snacks and drinks and ask, "What happened to all the drinks and snacks?" 11. Ask the driver to switch the stations on the radio every five minutes. 12. If you have gum, put 2-3 sticks of gum in your mouth at a time and try to chew them. 13. Sing, I Know A Song That Gets on Everybody's Nerves. 14. If you are at a rest area, try walking backwards and say "Beep, person in reverse!" 15. Ask another person with you what would happen if all the signs on the roads/highways were turned around. 16. Pass an object around in the vehicle and say "Hot potato!" 17. Make funny faces outside the windows. 18. Ask another person with you about Chewbaccas. 19. Sing catchy tunes on the radio. 20. Pretend to fall asleep. Say, "Good night, world!" first. 21. Start humming out of nowhere and convince the other people in the car that it was not you. 22. If you see an abandoned near by, ask what might have there at one time.

Funny Things To Do While Waiting In a Restaurant

Have you ever waited in a restaurant for your order or even to be seated and it seemed like the wait lasted forever? If you answered yes to this question, then you probably thought of things you could do to make the wait go by faster. Next time you are in a situation in a restaurant where it seems like it is taking an eternity to get your order or to even just get a seat, here is a list of 18 things that you can do to pass the time. 1. If you are at the table and already have your drinks, ball up the straw wrappers and try to fling them across the table. 2. If you are waiting for a seat, stand up and say, "Random dancing!" and begin dancing like a lunatic. 3. Say that you need to go out to the car to get something. Once you get to the car, start honking the horn really loud and blast the stereo in the car. If someone sees, shout, "Party time!" 4. "Accidentally" knock over the salt and/or pepper shakers and shout, "Oh No! I get bad luck!" 5. If you have a plate from a roll or an appetizer, try to make draw animals, flowers, etc. using condiments. If someone sees, say, "Food art!" 6. Blow bubbles in your drink. 7. Turn on your MP3 player or iPod and blast the music really loud. 8. If you are waiting for a seat, say to someone else in your party that when you get seated that you are going to order one of everything on the menu. Convince the rest of your party to do the same. 9. Start an argument with another customer about something totally absurd. 10. Have an arm wrestling contest with other people in your party. 11. People watch and then whisper or say quietly say ridiculous comments to someone else in your party. 12. Sing Bad Day by Daniel Powter obnoxiously loud so that others can hear. 13. Excuse yourself to go to the restrooms and don't come out for 30 minutes- 1 hour. 14. Argue with another customer why (your choice) TV show is the best ever made. 15. Leave your seat or spot on the waiting bench and go take pictures and/or videos with other people in the restaurant and put them on a blog. 16. Pretend to fall asleep at the table. Before you put you head down, say, "Wake me up when it's over." 17. With your cell phone, start playing ringtones, sounds, etc. 18. Have a drinking contest on how fast can the other people in your party can drink their whole drink first.

Funny Things To Do At Wal-Mart, Target, etc.

Have you ever walked into a Wal-Mart, Target, etc. with a friend or family member (parent, sibling, cousin, etc.) and wondered what funny stuff that you could do? There is a list of 35 things that you can do: 1. Walk backwards all over the store. 2. Take pictures of weird dressed people with a cell phone and post the pictures on a blog. 3. Follow someone from about 5 or 6 feet away. 4. In the accessory section, try putting on as many belts as you can. 5. Look at the items in the store and randomly shout, "Who really likes buying this crap anyways?" 6. Ride the motorized shopping carts through out the store. 7. Hide in the clothes rack and start making noises and talking to startle the other shoppers that are looking at the clothes. 8. If it is summertime and you have a friend or a relative with you, have a pool noodle fight; make a video of it and put it on YouTube. 9. Smell all the candles in the home section. 10. Yodel all though the store. 11. If you are a girl, pick up a bag/box of pads/tampons on the ground in front of other people and say, "Opps! You weren't supposed to see that!" 12. Ask the service people if they carry nonsense items such as Snarples. 13. Try to fit in the freezers in the frozen food section. 14. Go in to the dressing room and shout, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 15. In the toy section, sing I'm a Barbie Girl song skipping through the aisles. 16. Go up to a complete stranger and say hi ask them if they remember you from somewhere a long time ago. 17. Go to the electronic section of the store and set all the alarm clocks so that at least one alarm clock goes off every ten minutes. 18. Switch all the TV's to a weird channel or make the TV's really loud. 19. Try on the shoes in the store and walk around in a fashion show model form singing I'm Sexy and I Know it. 20. Try on all the the necklaces on the store. 21. Look at something and say, "Wow, you really messed up this time." 22. Dance throughout the aisles. 23. In the fitting room laugh like a crazy person and walk out of the fitting room to look at a garment that you are trying on. If anyone gives you a weird look; ask "Why are you looking at me like I'm nuts?" 24. If the store has an aquarium, try to talk to the fish and compliment them. 25. In the pet section pick out tons of cat/dog food; if anyone asks what you are doing, say, "I have a cat/dog that has to be fed (ridiculous times per day)." 26. At the check out line, when trying to pay, purposely take 15 minutes to find your wallet. 27. Go up to customer service and take off your shoes and try to return them; If he/she does not accept the return, get in to an argument and shout, "Darn it, the customer is always right!" 28. Try to juggle the balls in the toy section. 29. In the toy section, line up all the action figures in the aisle. 30. Around the holidays, set all the holiday things off at the same time. 31. Around Christmas, put on a Santa hat and go around the store jingling bells going "Ho! Ho! Ho!" 32. In the beauty section, line up all the nail polishes in a line throughout the aisle. 33. In the kitchen section, stack all the cups to make a pyramid. 34. Juggle the fruit and vegetables in the produce section. 35. Sit in one of the chairs in the furniture section and try to fall asleep.

Funny Things To Do When You Are Home Alone

Have you ever been home alone and really bored? Here are a list of 25 things that you can do.

1. While watching TV, repeat everything that the people say in a funny voice.
2. If you have a laptop or a cordless radio, run all over the house blasting a song and dancing to it.
3. Run all the microwaves in the house.
4. Turn on all the lights in the house.
5. At night, turn out all the lights in the house and start making weird noises and obnoxious banging sounds.
6. Open up all the kitchen cabinets in the house at one time.
7. Make a hide out.
8. If you have exercise equipment in your house, try using them dressed up in a Halloween Costume.
9. Hop in the shower fully-clothed and wash yourself as normal.
10. Look for all the bracelets, belts, shirts, etc. and see how many you could put on at a time.
11. If you have a Wii, while the director is speaking, whistle the Spongebob Square Pants Theme song.
12. Walk around with a magazine on your head.
13. Rearrange everything in the refrigerator.
14. Try to put food in every room in the house. When everyone gets home and sees the food; say it is for the spirits.
15. Make a YouTube Video of you doing something ridiculous.
16. If you have a laptop, put it in the middle of the house and blast the Star Wars Theme song as loudly as possible while throwing objects and shouting "You're going down, Jedi!"
17. Throw paper all over the house.
18. Call for Food Delivery and order more than you can possibly eat.
19. Have a Pig-Out.
20. Mix up all the shampoos and conditioners in the house and put it in the fridge. If anyone questions it later; say "My creation!" and make a creepy laugh.
21. Grab a Santa hat and bells and go around the house singing Christmas Carols while ringing the bells.
22. If you live close to a street and it is during the day, people watch and put crazy signs and drawings in the window.
23. Shout stuff out the windows such as "I see you!"
24. Get hair spray paint and spray your hair all types of crazy colors.
25. Try to make as much food as possible.