Sunday, June 23, 2013

Funny Things To Do Online

It has been a while since I posted anything on here. I'm back. There you are, surfing the web and you really don't know what to do. Have you ever ran into this situation? If you answered yes, here is a list of 20 things that you can do to avoid boredom online in the future. 1. If you have a Tumblr or Twitter, start following random people and start asking them weird questions. 2. Post a comment on a random YouTube video about the "good old days" of the Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style and stuff from the past. 3. Post on Tumblr, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, etc. that Christmas might be coming early this year. 4. If you make YouTube videos, make a video of yourself playing Twister and have Gentleman" playing in the background. 5. Ask one of your online friends on how to make a baloney sandwich. 6. If someone on YouTube is being a troll, ask a bunch on nonsense/weird questions such as: "Are you purple or blue?" 7. Photoshop one of your pets and make a blog about that him/her. Give the Photoshopped pet character an identity and start making memes. 8. If you hear about like the past this and the past that, comment, "THIS IS SO OVERRATED!" 9. If you are reading a blog, start making random comments that are not even related to the blog's subject. 10. Comment on a random YouTube wall about My Little Pony. 11. Have a conversation with yourself on YouTube. 12. On a random YouTube video, comment "Why isn't Grumpy Cat in this video?" 13. Randomly start talking about a very little known restaurant online. 14. On a cat video, comment, "Why can't ALL these cats be purple?" 15. On a YouTube video, if someone tells you off in mean way, tell that person that Grumpy Cat is moving in with him/her. 16. Comment that you are dreaming of a ham sandwich. 17. Make request songs for Weird Al Yanklovic. 18. If you see this comment that is everywhere: "Like if you still are listening to this in 2013!" on a song from a couple years ago. Comment back: "WOW! Big friggin' deal! This song is only like 2-3 years old! 19. Make a webcam video of yourself staring intently at the camera for 5 minutes. During that time say that you see weird colors on screen. 20. Randomly comment an old meme saying on YouTube.

Friday, January 25, 2013

Funny Things to do When You Are Alone in Your Dorm Room

You just got out of your classes and all of your other friends are in class and you have tons of homework that you know you should be doing but decide to put off and don't know what else to do. If this situation sounds familiar to you, here is a list of 26 things that you can do to avoid being bored. 1. Run into your shower and take a shower completely clothed. 2. If your dorm has a window, put crazy signs in the window saying "Free Pizza" and other things. 3. Leave the door wide open and proceed to do your things as normal. If anyone mentions anything, say that the door opened by itself. 4. Spray as many air refreshers, colognes, perfumes, deodorants, etc. as possible. 5. If you have any paper menus or internet access in your room, order as much Papa John's, Chinese, etc. as you please. 6. Turn the shower on and constantly keep it running. 7. Play music as loud as you can. If anyone knocks on your door, say, "Ready to party?" 8. Try to switch sides with your roommate while he/she is in class. 9. If you still have lights from Halloween, Christmas, etc. plug them in and turn out the regular lights. Put up a sign saying "Light show." 10. Make a fortress out of your bed. Put tape on the floors saying that one side of the tape is your "kingdom" while the other side is your roommate's "kingdom." 11. Move your sheets and pillows into the bathroom and try to sleep in the bathtub for a night. 12. Take a nap in your roommate's bed while he/she is in class. Make sure to get out by the time they come back. 13. Put shaving cream all over the the mirrors in the bathroom. If your roommate mentions anything, say that the shaving cream can had a major leak all over the mirror. 14. If you have the room assistant's phone number, call them if you can paint the walls in your room. 15. Put ketchup all over the table and on yourself to look like you had a major accident with a pair of scissors. If your roommate freaks out shout, "Ha Ha! Got you!" 15. Set a bunch of things in the middle of your dorm room and say that your are trying to re-create The Great Wall right in your room. 16. Play an album of Hillbilly music and keep on playing it until your roommate comes back. 17. "Accidentally" spill water all over the floor and claim that some natural force made you do it. 18. If you still have make-up from Halloween. Put blue make-up all over your face. If your roommate walks in and wonders what is going on, shout "The Smurf is back!" 19. Grab pieces of paper and start drawing random things. Tape the pictures all over the walls. 20. If you are a girl, find a tampon and paint it with red nail polish. Place it in a random spot. If your roommate finds it, say that you did not know where that came from. 21. Place condiment packets in random spots in your room. When your roommate comes in, convince him/her that they just came randomly showed up. 22. Place your hands and feet out the door at random intervals. If anyone is wandering what you are doing, say that you are practicing your rhythm dance. 23. Slam the doors numerous times. If someone says anything, say that there is an unexplained thing in your room that is trying to slam the doors at random times. 24. Turn the thermostat all the way up or turn it all the way down. 25. Wrap tape around your hands (sticky side up) and try to tape yourself to random things. 26. If you have a microwave, try to microwave random things or keep it running for a while. If your roommate is wandering what is going on, say that you are working on an experiment.