Funny Things To Do in an Antique Store/Flea Market

Have you ever walked into an antique store or a flea market with a relative, parents, or who ever and walked around,they did not allow to touch anything unless you were buying, do this do that, etc.? By the time you got out, you were about ready to lose your mind. Does this scenario sound familiar? If yes, here is a list of 25 things that you can do next time you walk into a flea market/antique store to keep yourself from losing your sanity. 1. If you find a crazy item or something crazy on a glass; take a picture with your camera/cell phone at your expense. 2. Walk into one of the rooms and say, "It smells like BBQ chicken in here." 3. Find an old phone on sale an talk on it. If anyone hears you, say that you are trying to order pizza. 4. Look inside the books in the store. If you see a pony, sheep, dinosaur, or a naked picture inside the books, burst into giggles and wonder how someone could do such thing. Walk out of the section with the book on your head. 5. Pick up a glass of shot glasses (or 5) and pretend to drink out of them. If anyone sees say, "Party time in the store!" 6. Sit on the antique furniture and pretend to take a nap. 7. If you are at a flea market, bring some plastic Easter eggs to the flea market. Take them out and shout "Here comes Easter bunny!" 8. Take two random items and put up in the air. Fly them around. If anyone sees, say "These things were ducks that were trying to migrate south for the winter but, with my magical powers, I accidentally turned them into these objects and I don't know how to change these things back. 9. Start playing with the Barbie Dolls on sale. Do something crazy like covering their eyes and saying in a high-pitched voice, "I see dead people." or "Satan is upon us." 10. Randomly shout "Shut up!" 11. Ask if the store is haunted. 12. If you see someone picking up something, say "Put the object down and nobody gets hurt." 13. Walk out the rooms saying "Screw this room, I'm out of here." 14. Try to pick up a furniture piece. 15. Walk out of a booth saying "Screw you guys, I'm going home!" 16. While you are walking around, blast your ipod or mp3 player. 17. If you see a pogo stick, scooter, skateboard, or roller skates/blades, try to jump/ride on them/it. 18. Pick something up when no one is looking and take it. If someone sees before you take it, say "I thought that this item was for free." 19. If you see something orange, say "I'm dreaming of orange juice." 20. If you see Star Wars anything. Dream how your life would be if you were a Chewbacca. 21. At a random time, shout "I like turtles!" 22. Try to take a nap on the floor, use magazines or books as a blanket. 23. Sing and dance around. Sing about having a "Me party." 24. Look at the clothes and wonder how the characters from Yo Gabba or any other television show would look like in these clothes. Burst out laughing. 25. Get into a argument with a random shopper about how the world would be screwed if ipods, Twitter, Facebook, blogs, etc. existed back in (insert time that was 25+ years ago).

The image shown is for idea #1 on the list.