Funny Things To Do on Labor Day Weekend

It's Labor Day; that means that summer is almost over. You will now have to trade in swimming in the pools, lakes, lying out in the sun, hot weather, etc. for autumn leaves, Halloween, pumpkins, cool weather, etc. You maybe doing something for Labor Day; if you are NOT, here is a list of 18 things to do to make your Labor Day exciting rather than blah. 1. Ask someone if they would like a scarecrow painted on their wall. 2. Cook tons of food and if anyone wonders; say that you are having a "Me Labor Day" party. 3. Ask someone if you could go to Wal-Mart to look at the weird people. 4. Act like Garfield and sleep and at a completely random time; sing loudly, "Get up! Get up! Get up and shake your napkin!" 5. At midnight after Labor Day, shout, "Bye summer! Hello Autumn!" Start dancing like a lunatic. 6. If you have a Facebook, post that you will be inviting Madonna over to your house to do a concert. 7. Get sheets of paper and trace your feet around the paper. Cut out the tracings. If the paper is white, color them a weird color and put them around your house. If anyone asks, say the "Labor Day Man" did it. 8. At a completely random time, walk in the living room with pots and pans. Bang on the pots and pans. 9. Go outside and lie in the sun for one last time this summer. Lather yourself with conditioner. 10. Heat up some hot chocolate. Drink some of it and get a straw and blow bubbles with the straw. When you are done blowing bubbles, drink the rest of the hot chocolate. 11. Announce to everyone that you are starting your countdown to Christmas and there will be a Chewbacca will be helping you. 12. At a completely random time, start doing disco moves and singing the Narwhales song. 13. Ask someone if it's Labor Day, why are the leaves still green? 14. Announce to everyone that you are going to make a sandwich and eat it on the rug. 15. Bring out the Christmas Tree. If anyone wonders why you are bringing out the Christmas tree so early, say, "Nothing wrong with starting early!" 16. Ask if you could buy some whipped cream and pie pans to do a pie-in-the-face. 17. Jump in the pool in your every day clothes. 18. The night before Labor Day, say that the oven in this house is haunted. When you go bed, wake up at 1:30 am to "sleep walk" to the stores and make the food. Go back to bed 3 hours later. When you wake up in the morning, wake up and wonder how the food got to your kitchen.