Funny Things To Do at Petsmart

Have you ever went to Petsmart and was looking for something or was with someone else at Petsmart and did not know what to do with yourself? If you answered yes to this question; here are 25 things that you can do to stay entertained. 1. Go near the section where you can adopt the cats. Try to hypnotize the cat with your finger. 2. Try to talk to the animals. 3. If you see any goldfish, try to imitate them. 4. Go to the pet salon area and demand that EVERY pet in the store gets a free haircut. 5. Play with the cats' and dogs' toys. 6. Play Peek-a-Boo with the gerbils. 7. Say to the parrot on sale and ask, "Do want to come with me? I will let you eat a nice, juicy sandwich on the rug." Wait until the parrot repeats your phrase. 8. Ask the cashier if they have merchandise to take care of Santa Claus' reindeer. 9. Go into the cats' aisle. At a completely random time, go crazy and throw cat treat bags all over the store. Yell "No more cat treats! The world is doomed!" 10. Ask the cashier if they have whipped cream for cats. 11. Look at the lizards and reptiles on sale and say "I'm sexy and I know it." 12. Get a pet post card and walk around with it on your head. 13. Yell, " I have three wishes! One, all pets can write! Two. A bagel. Three. For every cat in the store to simultaneously hiss at the same time!" 14. Try to disturb the napping animals. 15. Try to sneak the kitty litter boxes into the bathrooms. 16. Sit on the cat and dog beds. 17. Throw all the hair/fur products on the floor. Yell, " We animals don't need this crap to stay clean! We got our tongues and other natural instincts to stay clean!" 18. Climb up on the pet ladders. 19. With all the aquarium and turtle supplies, make your own village in that aisle. 20. Ask if you could buy EVERY single fish in the store. 21. Ask the cashier if animals are allowed to eat bagels. 22. Yell, " I want that cat! In there! In there!" If the people at the store refuse, threaten to break the glass so you could get the cat inside. 23. Wander what it would be like if Petsmart and Quick Trip were combined together. 24. At a completely random time, start running. If anyone is wandering why you are running, say, "I am trying to catch my chewbacca that is now in the dogs' department." 25. Ask an employee if you are allowed to feed the animals any "people food."