Funny Things To Do At Wal-Mart, Target, etc.

Have you ever walked into a Wal-Mart, Target, etc. with a friend or family member (parent, sibling, cousin, etc.) and wondered what funny stuff that you could do? There is a list of 35 things that you can do: 1. Walk backwards all over the store. 2. Take pictures of weird dressed people with a cell phone and post the pictures on a blog. 3. Follow someone from about 5 or 6 feet away. 4. In the accessory section, try putting on as many belts as you can. 5. Look at the items in the store and randomly shout, "Who really likes buying this crap anyways?" 6. Ride the motorized shopping carts through out the store. 7. Hide in the clothes rack and start making noises and talking to startle the other shoppers that are looking at the clothes. 8. If it is summertime and you have a friend or a relative with you, have a pool noodle fight; make a video of it and put it on YouTube. 9. Smell all the candles in the home section. 10. Yodel all though the store. 11. If you are a girl, pick up a bag/box of pads/tampons on the ground in front of other people and say, "Opps! You weren't supposed to see that!" 12. Ask the service people if they carry nonsense items such as Snarples. 13. Try to fit in the freezers in the frozen food section. 14. Go in to the dressing room and shout, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 15. In the toy section, sing I'm a Barbie Girl song skipping through the aisles. 16. Go up to a complete stranger and say hi ask them if they remember you from somewhere a long time ago. 17. Go to the electronic section of the store and set all the alarm clocks so that at least one alarm clock goes off every ten minutes. 18. Switch all the TV's to a weird channel or make the TV's really loud. 19. Try on the shoes in the store and walk around in a fashion show model form singing I'm Sexy and I Know it. 20. Try on all the the necklaces on the store. 21. Look at something and say, "Wow, you really messed up this time." 22. Dance throughout the aisles. 23. In the fitting room laugh like a crazy person and walk out of the fitting room to look at a garment that you are trying on. If anyone gives you a weird look; ask "Why are you looking at me like I'm nuts?" 24. If the store has an aquarium, try to talk to the fish and compliment them. 25. In the pet section pick out tons of cat/dog food; if anyone asks what you are doing, say, "I have a cat/dog that has to be fed (ridiculous times per day)." 26. At the check out line, when trying to pay, purposely take 15 minutes to find your wallet. 27. Go up to customer service and take off your shoes and try to return them; If he/she does not accept the return, get in to an argument and shout, "Darn it, the customer is always right!" 28. Try to juggle the balls in the toy section. 29. In the toy section, line up all the action figures in the aisle. 30. Around the holidays, set all the holiday things off at the same time. 31. Around Christmas, put on a Santa hat and go around the store jingling bells going "Ho! Ho! Ho!" 32. In the beauty section, line up all the nail polishes in a line throughout the aisle. 33. In the kitchen section, stack all the cups to make a pyramid. 34. Juggle the fruit and vegetables in the produce section. 35. Sit in one of the chairs in the furniture section and try to fall asleep.