Saturday, November 17, 2012

Funny Things to do During Thanksgiving

I know it's been a little while since I have made any posts on my this blog. I know Thanksgiving is coming around the bend and you will be hanging around friends and family and it seems like you are doing the same things every year and you want to spice things up this year. Does this sound like you? If you answered yes, here are some things that you can do to make an interesting Thanksgiving. 1. At the dinner, ask if everyone could have dessert first. 2. After the dinner, tell everyone to meet you at Target, Wal-Mart, etc. for the shopping after-party. 3. When the turkey comes out, ask if you can have some fish on the side. 4. Play some loud music before the dinner and declare the whole day as party time (preferably something like Gangnam style or LMFAO). 5. Ask if you can make a sandwich 2 minutes before the big dinner. 6. If you still have left over make-up from Halloween, put it all over your face to look like Santa Claus. Collect some holiday bells. When you reach the area where you will be having your dinner. Shout "Ho! Ho! Ho!" just like Santa and ring the jingle bells. 7. Ask if you can everyone could have their dinner sitting on the floor. 8. Before the dinner, run out like a crazy person. If someone comes after you, say that the turkey is coming to get you. 9. At the dinner if your guests or the people you are visiting puts marshmallows on their sweet potatoes, ask if they want some graham crackers and chocolate to go with them. 10. If a pet comes over to the table, say that they are part of the family too. 11. At a completely random time, say "I'm not ready for cookies." 12. Ask if someone to make a HUGE monster pumpkin pie for the Thanksgiving feast. 13. In the middle of the dinner, ask if anyone wants to go to the Krusty Burger that night. 14. When the dinner is over, ask if next year if they want to go overkill on the food, bring huge things of food, blood sausage, and a ridiculously big turkey. 15. Overlap your things of cranberry sauce and try to make art with them. Take a picture and eat it. 16. During the dinner, say that you feel like something or someone is missing. Shout out "A chewbacca!" 17. Go around in a scary Halloween mask and startle everyone there. 18. During the dinner, ask everyone what they would be like if they were a reindeer. 19. At a completely random time, excuse yourself from dinner. Three minutes later shout "My nose is glowing like Rudolph's!" 20. Ask if next year this Thanksgiving dinner could have a clown-theme. 21. Knock on the table and continue doing it and say that it was not you. 22. When everyone is complimenting the food, say it is good and mumble under breath a sarcastic "Everyone's a critic." 23. Sit completely still for a few minutes. When someone comes around, start moving to startle them. 24. Walk outside and disappear. An hour later walk back in and say that you went to No Land. 25. Ask if everyone could watch football after the meal. Casually say that you think their favorite team is going to win.

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