Thursday, May 24, 2012

Funny Things to do While You Are In Class

During class, you are sitting there bored, sighing over the information with the teacher rambling about the subject you are learning and cannot wait to get out class. Does this scenario sound familiar to you? If you answered yes, next time you are bored in class, here is a list of 35 things that you can do to make class more interesting. 1. Get a rubber band and erasers. Use the rubber band as a sling shot to shoot the erasers at things. 2. Pretend to read your textbook. Put a magazine in your textbook. 3. Draw ridiculous things on your notes such as cats that have a tail of a bunny. 4. Ask the teacher to go to the bathroom and not come back for 20 minutes. If the teacher wonders what took you so long; say that there was a long line. 5. Bring a cake to class and eat it during class. If the teacher tells you to put it up; put it up and then continue eating it 5 minutes later. 6. Paint scissors. 7. Argue with a classmate about something absurd. 8. Follow the teacher around the classroom. 9. If you can get into class before anyone arrives, draw or write something ridiculous on the board. Leave and then come back to see everyone's reaction. 10. Randomly shout "Who let the dogs out?" 11. Go into the student closet and if you see a wire hanger, shout at the top of your voice, "Wire (3 second pause) Hanger!" 12. Bring in a 4 course meal and eat it during class. 13. Randomly have the entire class do the YMCA Dance. 14. Draw all over your arms with ball point pen. 15. Walk into class saying, "Oh this is class, I thought this was Dairy Queen." 16. Before class, try to make a stack of your stuff in the middle of the classroom. 17. Randomly start sitting on the floors. 18. If you get called on, shout something random. 19. Have the class scoot their desks closer to the teacher a little more as the class progresses. 20. If you get called on, start crying and shout, "Why can't everybody just leave me alone?!" 21. Randomly have half of the class walk out of the classroom including you. 22. If you are working on an assignment shout, "Oh Waffles, I skipped #13!" 23. Paint your fingernails. 24. Start sharpening your pencil with scissors until you have a huge pile of eraser shavings on your desk. 25. Start texting people in class. If the teacher says something, say that the text came from the Great Divine. 26. Bring a crapload of bubble gum to class. Chew it and try to make the biggest bubble possible. 27. Randomly have the class stand up one at a time. 28. Bring jingle bells to class and jingle them every 5 minutes. 29. Write something on a piece of paper and tape it to the ceiling. Show a person and say, "Haha, I made you look!" 30. Write weird notes and/or emails to the teacher saying things such as, "Don't forget about the unicorn in the closet!" 31. Pretend to forget everything the teacher has told you 5 seconds after he/she has told you. 32. When you walk into class, act all confused and say, "I thought this was the Disney Convention planning meeting." 33. Do a classic, do spit balls in class and 5 minutes later do paper airplanes. 34. During a lecture, shout that this information is outrageous!" Leave the classroom and 10 minutes later. Have someone come in pretending to be part of the FBI. 35. Bring some ice cream into class and eat it making annoying slurping noises to along with you ice cream eating.

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Funny Things to do While You Are in the Library/Computer Lab

Have you ever been in a situation where you are in a public/school library or school computer lab and felt bored out of your mind? In order to make study time more interesting than blah, here are 25 things that you can do: 1. When you walk into a public library, act confused and say "Oh, this is the library, I thought this was Wendy's!" 2. If things began to seem super quiet in the school computer lab, put on a YouTube lyrics video or play music on your phone really loud. If someone asks about the music , say "The computer/phone decided to have a mind of it's own and began playing the music all by itself!" 3. Have a conversation with the librarian about BBQ Ribs and ask if that is allowed in the library. 4. Bring a full water bottle into the library or computer lab and spray it on yourself and the table. If anyone asks, say "There must be a leak in the ceiling." 5. Randomly start laughing hysterically. 6. Read a book upside down. 7. Start playing funny commercials on YouTube loudly. If anyone asks, say "I was playing this because I was doing a school project on the history of television commercials and the videos are really quiet." 8. Randomly start singing Peanut Butter & Jelly Time at the top of your voice. 9. Randomly start yelling "What is this world coming to!?" 10. Sit on the tables. 11. Stack all the chairs. 12. Get into an argument with someone else in a library over a book that does not exist. 13. Start drawing pictures of Batman on your arm with a Sharpie. 14. Make a pile of books in the middle of an aisle and try to make a huge stack in said spot. 15. Randomly start doing the YMCA in front of everyone. 16. Ask where the nearest entrance is located. 17. Bring a bottle of hot sauce into the library or computer lab and try to drink it every two minutes while you are in there. 18. Ask if this place sells any milk. 19. Copy your hands or any other body part on the copy machines. 20. Start mumbling nonsense loud enough for someone to hear. 21. Randomly shout "It's hot in here!" even if it is really super cold. 22. Randomly shout "Oh My God, They Killed Kenny!" 23. Walk around with a book on your head. 24. Walk backwards down every aisle. 25. If you have a friend with you, bust in shouting "This is Mermaid Man!" and your friend "This is Barnacle Boy!"

Sunday, May 6, 2012

Funny Things to Do When You Are On A Road Trip

Have you ever been on the road during a long drive or stuck in traffic and wondered if you were ever going to get to your destination? If you have or you do in the future, here is a list of 22 things that you can do. 1. Ask "Are we there yet?" in a silly voices. 2. If you have a cell phone or laptop with wi-fi, watch weird people of Wal-Mart videos. 3. Ask whoever is driving to race with other cars. 4. Make silly signs and put them in the windows and watch the people's reactions. 5. Make ridiculous noises. 6. Argue with someone else in the vehicle about something random. 7. Ask every ten minutes "Can we take a break?", "When is the next rest area?", "Where can we get doughnuts?", etc. 8. If you are in the visitor's center, read the brochures upside down. 9. If you are at a rest area, try to do a headstand and say to whoever is watching that you are trying to stretch in your own magical way. 10. Hide all the snacks and drinks and ask, "What happened to all the drinks and snacks?" 11. Ask the driver to switch the stations on the radio every five minutes. 12. If you have gum, put 2-3 sticks of gum in your mouth at a time and try to chew them. 13. Sing, I Know A Song That Gets on Everybody's Nerves. 14. If you are at a rest area, try walking backwards and say "Beep, person in reverse!" 15. Ask another person with you what would happen if all the signs on the roads/highways were turned around. 16. Pass an object around in the vehicle and say "Hot potato!" 17. Make funny faces outside the windows. 18. Ask another person with you about Chewbaccas. 19. Sing catchy tunes on the radio. 20. Pretend to fall asleep. Say, "Good night, world!" first. 21. Start humming out of nowhere and convince the other people in the car that it was not you. 22. If you see an abandoned near by, ask what might have there at one time.