Funny Things To Do on The First Day of School

It's the first day of school and summer has came to a close. You are seeing people you haven't seen all summer and meeting new people while you are roaming the halls for your new classes and meeting your new teachers/professors. If you want to do something crazy on your first day, here is a list of things that you can do to add a little extra excitement to your first day. *WARNING: This may effect your first impressions with people that you just met.* 1. When the teacher is going over the syllabus, randomly start whistling. If the teacher looks at you, say, "I like to whistle while I work." 2. Ask your neighbor if you and him/her could switch seats seconds after class starts. 3. Walk into class 10 minutes late. Say to the teacher, "Sorry I'm late, I just had to have that "special moment" with some people I ran into." 4. Bring a three course meal into class and try to eat it. If the teacher tells you to put it away, put it away and proceed to munch away 5 minutes later. 5. When the teacher is going over the supply list, ask if Wii Fit should be on the supply list. 6. When the class moves on to the next "first day task", say, "Letsa go!" Mario style. 7. If you are taking a pretest on your first day, put in a bunch of random answers. 8. Walk into the room and act confused. Say "Oh. This is the first day of school, I thought this was the first day of a eating contest. 9. Bring a doughnut into class. Put your finger in the doughnut hole like you would a ring and eat it like that during class. 10. Run into the classroom 15 minutes late. Act confused and say, "I thought that the class was supposed to be located on Mt. Everest." 11. Bring a bottle of lotion and spread it all over your desk during class. 12. Bring in apple juice and at a completely random time, "accidentally" spill it out on the floor. Say, "Oops. So embarrassing." 13. At a completely random time, shout, "Where's the bacon!" Claim that the teacher is supposed to make the class bacon. 14. If you are in an art school or in an art class, get some paint out and try to paint on everything. 15. Ask if we are going over anything involving aliens. 16. In the middle of class, ask if you and the entire class can head over to McDonald's to try the new McNuggets. Say that chicken nuggets are important. 17. At a completely random time, get up and walk around to the classroom going on about how "awesome" you are. 18. Try to balance a pencil on your nose. 19. Bring in some cups and try to stack them during class. 20. Here is a classic idea; make paper airplanes and fly them during class. 21. In the beginning of class, ask if the class can watch 1,000 Ways To Die before going over the syllabus. 22. Bring in a chocolate bunny and play with it during class. If the teacher confiscates it, shout "No! My bunny!" 23. Bring air refresher into class and spray it at random intervals.\ 24. If you have a Facebook, walk into the room and say how people can act so ridiculous on Facebook during the summer. Say that you remember a post of someone saying, "So and so did this ludicrous thing to make them seem like they are growing up faster then they really are." Mumble under your breath,"My, God!" Real life chatting is so much cooler and ask the people in the room to raise their hand if they agree with you. 25. Bring a potato into class and run around the room shouting, "Ahh! Hot potato! Hot potato!"

Funny Things To Do At The Dinner Table

Here you are on a typical day eating dinner at home with your family and/or friends listening to the same conversations, same comments, almost same everything. Does this situation sound familiar? If yes, here is a list of 25 things that you can do to avoid the "dinner table rut." 1. Before dinner, ask if everyone at the table can change switch seats ever 10 minutes. 2. Try to take a picture of your plate before you eat with your cell phone. 3. At a completely random time, bang your fists on the table and shout, "Free the dinosaurs!" 4. Bring a bottle of ketchup to the dinner table and try to put ketchup on everything. 5. Try to build a food pyramid. 6. Discuss at the dinner table why cats and dogs eat/drink differently than people. 7. At a random time, ask why people did not come from Venus or Mars instead of Earth? 8. Ask if we could have ice cream for dinner the next day. 9. When nobody is looking switch all the serving utensil for plastic utensils and/or children's utensils. Claim that it was a ghost that changed all the utensils. 10. Randomly fall asleep. 11. Try to eat with serving utensils. 12. If you have chopsticks, before meal time, put the chopsticks all over the table making x's all over the table. 13. Place scented candles at the dinner table. 14. At a random time, get up and flicker the lights. 15. Ask if you could invite a orangutang to the next dinner. 16. In the middle of dinner, ask what you are having for dinner. 17. Ask why we are not eating dinner at 3AM. 18. Before meal time, place napkins all over the dinner table. 19. Play noises on your cell phone during dinner. 20. Sing "Meal time. The best time. la la la. It's all the meal time." 21. Ask if you can invite Muno from Yo Gabba Gabba next dinner time. 22. At a completely random time, say, "I spy... (30 second pause) It's coming after us! Run!" 23. Ask someone to look up at the ceiling. When they look, say, "Ha Ha! I made you look." 24. Ask what happened to the Bavarian Cream donuts. 25. At a random time, say, "All I want for Christmas is you."

Funny Things To Do in an Amusement /Water Park

Have you ever been to an amusement park and rode all the roller coasters and all the other rides in the park and found it to be fun; you thought that you could squeeze in some extra entertainment yourself? If you answered yes, here is a list of 25 things that you can do to get some extra fum at the amusement park and/or water park. 1. If you see a sign that says(# minutes wait at this point) say, "# minutes until I get to party." 2. If you are on top of a roller coaster that is about to fall, shout, "I like chewbaccas!" 3. In front of the line shout "1, 2, 3, come with me." 4. Ask if you could drink have a 120 oz. milkshake before you get on the ride. 5. On the merry-go-round, say, "At last, mine!" Start laughing like a crazy person. 6. When you are walking around, randomly point up to the sky and convince him/her that there is some alien spaceship with aliens that are trying to take over world. 7. At a sign that determines that you are tall enough to ride a certain ride, knell down. If someone sees say, "I'm not short, I'm funsize and I'm ready to have some fun!" 8. Stick as many packs of M&Ms in your pocket as you can fit. When you go on the ride, shout, "Raining M&Ms! Come and get some!' 9. If you are water park, get in the tide pool and try to surf on the tides. 10. Go on an inter tube and float. Pretend you are in the Epic Mickey game and go crazy and shout, "That thing is trying to get me!" 11. Cut into line and argue with a random person that you were here first and you did not cut. 12. Going down a water slide, day dream about riding on a mermaid. Convince yourself and other people in the park that mermaids are awesome. 13. Try to walk towards the rides backwards and make beeping noises. 14. While waiting in line, day dream about a stuffed monkey. In the middle of your wait, shout so loud that everyone in line can hear, "I am thinking of a stuffed monkey and I must get it NOW!" 15. Ask one the people in your group if you can ride a certain ride like a small child. Have them say no and have a temper tantrum. 16. In front of the line dare someone to cross the fence and go into the ride path and dance. 17. Sit on a bench and ask if someone can draw on you with marker. 18. When you and your group go on rafting ride and enter the raft, shout, Let's go crazy!" A minute or so later, shout, "It's getting hot in here!" 19. If you are sitting really close to someone on a ride start making hissing sounds next to them. If they ask where the hissing is coming from, say, "Huh! What hissing?" 20. Sing the Minority Song from South Park. 21. At a completely random time, shout, "I'm ready!" Run like Spongebob. 22. On the ride stick your hand up in the air and shout, "I don't care and I got my hands up in the air!" 23. When you come into the park ask the person that gives out the tickets if you can get in free. If he/she says no, have a temper tantrum about how Mr. Krabs from Spongebob Square Pants gets everything free. Come back two hours later pretending to know about the incident and tell someone in your group, "What was their problem? There must be a Full Moon out tonight." 24. Try to ride the kiddie rides. 25. Pretend that someone just entered the park dressed like a octopus and wondered if someone in your group can save your spot so you can take a picture and post it to a blog, Facebook, Twitter, etc. when you get home.

Funny Things To Do in an Antique Store/Flea Market

Have you ever walked into an antique store or a flea market with a relative, parents, or who ever and walked around,they did not allow to touch anything unless you were buying, do this do that, etc.? By the time you got out, you were about ready to lose your mind. Does this scenario sound familiar? If yes, here is a list of 25 things that you can do next time you walk into a flea market/antique store to keep yourself from losing your sanity. 1. If you find a crazy item or something crazy on a glass; take a picture with your camera/cell phone at your expense. 2. Walk into one of the rooms and say, "It smells like BBQ chicken in here." 3. Find an old phone on sale an talk on it. If anyone hears you, say that you are trying to order pizza. 4. Look inside the books in the store. If you see a pony, sheep, dinosaur, or a naked picture inside the books, burst into giggles and wonder how someone could do such thing. Walk out of the section with the book on your head. 5. Pick up a glass of shot glasses (or 5) and pretend to drink out of them. If anyone sees say, "Party time in the store!" 6. Sit on the antique furniture and pretend to take a nap. 7. If you are at a flea market, bring some plastic Easter eggs to the flea market. Take them out and shout "Here comes Easter bunny!" 8. Take two random items and put up in the air. Fly them around. If anyone sees, say "These things were ducks that were trying to migrate south for the winter but, with my magical powers, I accidentally turned them into these objects and I don't know how to change these things back. 9. Start playing with the Barbie Dolls on sale. Do something crazy like covering their eyes and saying in a high-pitched voice, "I see dead people." or "Satan is upon us." 10. Randomly shout "Shut up!" 11. Ask if the store is haunted. 12. If you see someone picking up something, say "Put the object down and nobody gets hurt." 13. Walk out the rooms saying "Screw this room, I'm out of here." 14. Try to pick up a furniture piece. 15. Walk out of a booth saying "Screw you guys, I'm going home!" 16. While you are walking around, blast your ipod or mp3 player. 17. If you see a pogo stick, scooter, skateboard, or roller skates/blades, try to jump/ride on them/it. 18. Pick something up when no one is looking and take it. If someone sees before you take it, say "I thought that this item was for free." 19. If you see something orange, say "I'm dreaming of orange juice." 20. If you see Star Wars anything. Dream how your life would be if you were a Chewbacca. 21. At a random time, shout "I like turtles!" 22. Try to take a nap on the floor, use magazines or books as a blanket. 23. Sing and dance around. Sing about having a "Me party." 24. Look at the clothes and wonder how the characters from Yo Gabba or any other television show would look like in these clothes. Burst out laughing. 25. Get into a argument with a random shopper about how the world would be screwed if ipods, Twitter, Facebook, blogs, etc. existed back in (insert time that was 25+ years ago).

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Funny Things To Do on The 4th of July

It is the 4th of July and you are watching fireworks, at a BBQ, etc. and it seems like it is the same thing every year. If you want to do something crazy at your fireworks, BBQ, etc; here is a list of 25 things that you can do this 4th of July to spice up the 4th of July tradition. 1. If you are at a firework show, bring some books. Pretend to fall asleep while waiting for the show and put them on your face. 2. If you are at a BBQ, bring a crazy outfit. Run to the bathroom and put on the crazy outfit and run out to the BBQ and dance like a lunatic. For ideas on crazy outfits, try googling "weird people in Wal-Mart." 3. If you are in a truck, stand up in the truck bed and shout "I'm on top of the world!" 4. During a BBQ and/or firework show, randomly start doing disco. 5. Begin a conversation about what you would do in the life of Yoda. 6. If you are at a BBQ, when no one is looking, take someone's glass and hide it. If anyone asks, say "The fairies took it!" 7. Make food art. 8. Shout at a completely random time, "Eight days until Christmas in July!" and start hohohoing like Santa Claus. 9. Take red and blue markers and glitter and start drawing on yourself and putting glitter on yourself. If anyone asks, say, "I'm getting ready!" 10. Sing White Christmas all except replace Christmas with pizza. One of the lyrics will go "I'm dreaming of a white pizza, not like the ones I used to know" for an idea on how to start. 11. Argue with someone that pencils can stand up. 12. If you have any glow sticks, put one on your head and say "Zeus is here!" 13. If you are feasting in the truck before the fireworks, announce that you see something crazy in the sky. Say "Way up there!" 14. If you are wearing a bracelet, put on your head and say, "This is my crown!" 15. Start thumb wrestling with yourself and argue with yourself that you will win no way around it. 16. If you are at a BBQ, insist that next year you are bringing porkrinds to cook for the BBQ and enough cookies for everyone to have 100 of them. 17. Randomly shout "Every time is a good time!" Start dancing like a crazy person that has been having way too much fun that evening. 18. If you have a sock puppet, take it everywhere you go and narrate the night through your puppet. If your puppet does not have a name give it something crazy like "Funsize." 19. If you have any bouncy balls, bring some with you and make them bounce at completely random times. If some asks, say "These round eggs have a mind of their own." 20. If you have more than one light stick, start a Jedi fight with someone. 21. Complain that you are in Nowhere Land and complain that event is nothing. Midway through the rant, bust out laughing like a crazy person. 22. If you still have silly bands, bring them with you and put them on top of your food. Once they are on your food, say "Look at those hungry bands getting at my food." 23. Make silly YouTube videos of the event. 24. If the fireworks come on, say "Make a wish. The light explosion is upon us." 25. Put on lots of crazy 4th of July make-up. If anyone notices your make-up, say "Thank you and I plan on doing my make-up like Kiss next year all except red, white, and blue.

Funny Things To Do While You Are At The Movies

Have you ever been at the movies and wanted to do something crazy at the theater? If you answered yes, here is a list of 25 things that you can do before, during, and after the movie. *Warning* if you attempt some of these ideas, you may get kicked out and your time and money will be wasted. 1. During the movie, randomly start laughing like a hyena and wonder why everyone is giving you a weird look. 2. When you walk into the theater, get your tickets and say "I have to go to my dressing room to change into my Batman costume!" as loud as possible. Run to the bathroom at top speed. 3. When a funny part comes on, go apes*it and throw popcorn everywhere, laugh like a hyena, and spill your drinks, etc. and leave. Walk in 5 minutes later dressed as a random person and say, "What in God's name happened?" 4. Before the movie buy lots of drinks and insist on drinking these during the movie and run to the nearest bathroom as soon as the credits start rolling. 5. Buy lots of candy and bring it into the theater. Eat it and then walk out of the theater and start acting like a crazy person. 6. During the previews, run up to the front of the theater and yell "Batman is awesome!" 7. Run out of the theater yelling "I'm Ready!" like Spongebob. 8. During the movie, put your feet up on the seats and poke people in front of you. 9. Randomly say "Respect my authoritah!" 10. If you see someone in the movie wearing revealing clothes, say "When I grow up, I want to be a pimp!" 11. Bring in a four course meal and try to eat it during the movie. 12. When the theater goes dark, start making ghost noises and say "Dark." in a creepy voice. 13. Before the movie, run to the bathroom and spray glitter and glow-in-the-dark hair spray paint in your hair and walk out. When the theater goes dark, you will cause a light show. 14. When you are buying tickets ask if pets and/or chewbaccas are allowed in the theaters. If the manager and cashier say no, yell "This is an injustice!" "Free the pets and chewbaccas!" 15. Walk in the theater with a large hat and sit up front. 16. Wear sunglasses in the theater during the movie and wonder why everything is so dark. 17. Disturb the person next to you by doing countless things such lining up M&Ms on the person next to you. 18. Make a noise with your cellphone and have a panic attack. Run out of the theater at top speed and walk in 10 minutes later acting like everything is right with the world. 19. If you see a crazy driver in the movie, say "You could have caused an accident." 20. Bring in Pringles and make duck faces throughout the movie. 21. During battle scenes in the movie, make chewbacca noises. 22. Get into an argument with the person behind you or in front of you over something obvious. 23. During a death scene in movie, shout "I wanted to come (5 second pause) dressed as a potato!" 24. After the movie walk out saying "March, I must march!" 25. After you eat all the popcorn, sit on the popcorn bag and shout "I'm king of the hill!"

Funny Things To Do While Visiting Relatives

Have you ever been bored and had no idea what to do with yourself when you are at a relative's house? If you answered yes, here is a list of 25 things you can do to have more fun at your relative's house or out in public with relatives. If you are at their house: 1. If your relative's house has a basement, go down to the basement and turn on as many lights as you can and if he/she sees all the lights in the basement say that your basement is glowing. There is a catch: This idea will most successful during the evening or at night. 2. Grab a bunch of action figures/toy cars and stick them in the living room. Leave them there. If someone says something, say "There is a village that lives underneath your couch and the people of this village are trying to get out." 3. Stick a pair of socks on your ears and run around the house barking and acting like a dog. 4. At night after everyone else has went to bed, open up all the counters and drawers in all the bathrooms and kitchens. Once you are done go back to bed and leave everything like you had it until morning. 5. Make up a ridiculous story on how food was invented. 6. Look out the window and randomly shout "Here comes Bat Man!" 7. Turn on the shower and if anyone notices say "Nice hidden sauna!" 8. If you are sitting in the living room randomly shout "There is a worm in here!" 9. Randomly start dancing like a lunatic. 10. Take pictures of random things in the house if anyone sees say "These are artifacts and I must have pictures of these to show to a museum one day." 11. In the middle of the night, get all the snack items in the house and line them up in the hallways leading to every room in the house. Go back to bed before anyone sees you. 12. Wake up in the morning and put on two different pairs of slippers. If anyone says something, say "Wow! What a wild night!" 13. Walk around with a paper bag on your head. If you are in public with them: 1. If they have a cell phone, call/text them every 5 minutes. 2. Have a pool noodle fight with them. 3. If you are in the car, make up a story on the sandman can get into cars. 4. When you are ready to leave, pretend to fall asleep on the furniture displays in the store. 5. If you are in a thrift store (girls only), pick out as many dresses as you can carry and take them in the fitting rooms and call him/her in to see what dress looks best and make ridiculous excuses not to get each dress. 6. Walk backwards down all the aisles in the stores and make sure he/she see you. 7. Ever time you see them, tap them on the shoulder and say "Tag, you're it!" 8. If you see Christmas decorations sing White Christmas as loud as possible. 9. If you are in a restaurant, say that you see a chocolate volcano outside the window and you better take cover ASAP. 10. Try on two different pairs of shoes and try to make ridiculous shoe combinations. 11. Tell him/her to follow you and do ridiculous things with you while in the store. 12. Randomly say, "I like turtles."