Funny Things To Do While You Are At The Movies

Have you ever been at the movies and wanted to do something crazy at the theater? If you answered yes, here is a list of 25 things that you can do before, during, and after the movie. *Warning* if you attempt some of these ideas, you may get kicked out and your time and money will be wasted. 1. During the movie, randomly start laughing like a hyena and wonder why everyone is giving you a weird look. 2. When you walk into the theater, get your tickets and say "I have to go to my dressing room to change into my Batman costume!" as loud as possible. Run to the bathroom at top speed. 3. When a funny part comes on, go apes*it and throw popcorn everywhere, laugh like a hyena, and spill your drinks, etc. and leave. Walk in 5 minutes later dressed as a random person and say, "What in God's name happened?" 4. Before the movie buy lots of drinks and insist on drinking these during the movie and run to the nearest bathroom as soon as the credits start rolling. 5. Buy lots of candy and bring it into the theater. Eat it and then walk out of the theater and start acting like a crazy person. 6. During the previews, run up to the front of the theater and yell "Batman is awesome!" 7. Run out of the theater yelling "I'm Ready!" like Spongebob. 8. During the movie, put your feet up on the seats and poke people in front of you. 9. Randomly say "Respect my authoritah!" 10. If you see someone in the movie wearing revealing clothes, say "When I grow up, I want to be a pimp!" 11. Bring in a four course meal and try to eat it during the movie. 12. When the theater goes dark, start making ghost noises and say "Dark." in a creepy voice. 13. Before the movie, run to the bathroom and spray glitter and glow-in-the-dark hair spray paint in your hair and walk out. When the theater goes dark, you will cause a light show. 14. When you are buying tickets ask if pets and/or chewbaccas are allowed in the theaters. If the manager and cashier say no, yell "This is an injustice!" "Free the pets and chewbaccas!" 15. Walk in the theater with a large hat and sit up front. 16. Wear sunglasses in the theater during the movie and wonder why everything is so dark. 17. Disturb the person next to you by doing countless things such lining up M&Ms on the person next to you. 18. Make a noise with your cellphone and have a panic attack. Run out of the theater at top speed and walk in 10 minutes later acting like everything is right with the world. 19. If you see a crazy driver in the movie, say "You could have caused an accident." 20. Bring in Pringles and make duck faces throughout the movie. 21. During battle scenes in the movie, make chewbacca noises. 22. Get into an argument with the person behind you or in front of you over something obvious. 23. During a death scene in movie, shout "I wanted to come (5 second pause) dressed as a potato!" 24. After the movie walk out saying "March, I must march!" 25. After you eat all the popcorn, sit on the popcorn bag and shout "I'm king of the hill!"

Funny Things To Do While Visiting Relatives

Have you ever been bored and had no idea what to do with yourself when you are at a relative's house? If you answered yes, here is a list of 25 things you can do to have more fun at your relative's house or out in public with relatives. If you are at their house: 1. If your relative's house has a basement, go down to the basement and turn on as many lights as you can and if he/she sees all the lights in the basement say that your basement is glowing. There is a catch: This idea will most successful during the evening or at night. 2. Grab a bunch of action figures/toy cars and stick them in the living room. Leave them there. If someone says something, say "There is a village that lives underneath your couch and the people of this village are trying to get out." 3. Stick a pair of socks on your ears and run around the house barking and acting like a dog. 4. At night after everyone else has went to bed, open up all the counters and drawers in all the bathrooms and kitchens. Once you are done go back to bed and leave everything like you had it until morning. 5. Make up a ridiculous story on how food was invented. 6. Look out the window and randomly shout "Here comes Bat Man!" 7. Turn on the shower and if anyone notices say "Nice hidden sauna!" 8. If you are sitting in the living room randomly shout "There is a worm in here!" 9. Randomly start dancing like a lunatic. 10. Take pictures of random things in the house if anyone sees say "These are artifacts and I must have pictures of these to show to a museum one day." 11. In the middle of the night, get all the snack items in the house and line them up in the hallways leading to every room in the house. Go back to bed before anyone sees you. 12. Wake up in the morning and put on two different pairs of slippers. If anyone says something, say "Wow! What a wild night!" 13. Walk around with a paper bag on your head. If you are in public with them: 1. If they have a cell phone, call/text them every 5 minutes. 2. Have a pool noodle fight with them. 3. If you are in the car, make up a story on the sandman can get into cars. 4. When you are ready to leave, pretend to fall asleep on the furniture displays in the store. 5. If you are in a thrift store (girls only), pick out as many dresses as you can carry and take them in the fitting rooms and call him/her in to see what dress looks best and make ridiculous excuses not to get each dress. 6. Walk backwards down all the aisles in the stores and make sure he/she see you. 7. Ever time you see them, tap them on the shoulder and say "Tag, you're it!" 8. If you see Christmas decorations sing White Christmas as loud as possible. 9. If you are in a restaurant, say that you see a chocolate volcano outside the window and you better take cover ASAP. 10. Try on two different pairs of shoes and try to make ridiculous shoe combinations. 11. Tell him/her to follow you and do ridiculous things with you while in the store. 12. Randomly say, "I like turtles."

Funny Things to do When You Are Bored on Summer Vacation

School's out, no homework, no teachers, no all-nighters, and the list goes on and it happens every single year without fail. The first couple days of summer have been great until you find yourself sitting around the house being uber-bored no having a clue on what to do with yourself. Does this situation sound familiar? If you answered yes, here is a list of 25 things that you can do to avoid the dreaded summer boredom this year. 1. Find a pair of underwear (please god, be a clean pair) and put it on top of your clothes and find a blanket and tie it loosely around your neck and go around the house yelling "Superman to the rescue!" 2. Find a conch, instrument of some sort, or just pots and pans and play them around the house. 3. If you are a girl, gather up all of your perfume (cologne if you are a guy) and spray it all over your room and the bathroom while having the shower running with the mirror steamed up. If anyone asks, "I'm taking a shower for the first time in 3,000 years!" Make an evil laugh after. Here is the catch,this idea would be most successful if you are shirtless/have on strapless bra with a large towel wrapped around you. 4. If your house has low ceilings, find a stuffed animal and walk it on the ceiling singing "Spider (insert animal)" song. 5. At night turn out all the lights in your house and go around banging on things and making spooky noises. 6. Open a magazine a walk around with it on your head. 7. If you have a YouTube account or any other online accounts, on a random video or blog start an argument that Twister or any other game from your childhood was the best ever. 8. Find as much candy or food items as you can and try to eat it all in one sitting. 9. At 3 AM yell as loud as you can "This is a piece of work!" 10. Turn out all the lights and close your eyes and yell "I see dead people!" 11. Walk around the house with a camera and take pictures of random things. 12. If you live near a sidewalk or street, people watch and don't be afraid to take pictures. 13. Find some sunglasses, makeup, etc. and try it out in the mirror and take pictures. 14. Make a YouTube video of yourself doing the most ridiculous thing that you can possibly do. 15. Take a shower or a bath fully clothed or jump into a pool with all of your regular clothes on. 16. Make as much food as possible. 17. Pretend to be a Chewbacca inside of a person's body by making noises and acting just like a chewbacca. 18. Randomly start doing ridiculous dancing around the house and have music to dance to while doing this idea. 19. While everyone else in the house is asleep, rearrange all the kitchen items and open up all the cabinets wide and leave it like that until morning. 20. Find a tampon and paint it with red nail polish and place it somewhere in the house or a sidewalk. 21. At 2 AM, play the Narwhales song really loud. 22. Make ridiculous noises around the house. 23. Find ridiculous looking clothes and try to dress up like the weird people that you see in Wal-Mart. Take a picture and put it on a blog. 24. Look up weird things and email the images to everyone you know. 25. Make prank phone calls and texts to random people.

Funny Things to do While You Are In Class

During class, you are sitting there bored, sighing over the information with the teacher rambling about the subject you are learning and cannot wait to get out class. Does this scenario sound familiar to you? If you answered yes, next time you are bored in class, here is a list of 35 things that you can do to make class more interesting. 1. Get a rubber band and erasers. Use the rubber band as a sling shot to shoot the erasers at things. 2. Pretend to read your textbook. Put a magazine in your textbook. 3. Draw ridiculous things on your notes such as cats that have a tail of a bunny. 4. Ask the teacher to go to the bathroom and not come back for 20 minutes. If the teacher wonders what took you so long; say that there was a long line. 5. Bring a cake to class and eat it during class. If the teacher tells you to put it up; put it up and then continue eating it 5 minutes later. 6. Paint scissors. 7. Argue with a classmate about something absurd. 8. Follow the teacher around the classroom. 9. If you can get into class before anyone arrives, draw or write something ridiculous on the board. Leave and then come back to see everyone's reaction. 10. Randomly shout "Who let the dogs out?" 11. Go into the student closet and if you see a wire hanger, shout at the top of your voice, "Wire (3 second pause) Hanger!" 12. Bring in a 4 course meal and eat it during class. 13. Randomly have the entire class do the YMCA Dance. 14. Draw all over your arms with ball point pen. 15. Walk into class saying, "Oh this is class, I thought this was Dairy Queen." 16. Before class, try to make a stack of your stuff in the middle of the classroom. 17. Randomly start sitting on the floors. 18. If you get called on, shout something random. 19. Have the class scoot their desks closer to the teacher a little more as the class progresses. 20. If you get called on, start crying and shout, "Why can't everybody just leave me alone?!" 21. Randomly have half of the class walk out of the classroom including you. 22. If you are working on an assignment shout, "Oh Waffles, I skipped #13!" 23. Paint your fingernails. 24. Start sharpening your pencil with scissors until you have a huge pile of eraser shavings on your desk. 25. Start texting people in class. If the teacher says something, say that the text came from the Great Divine. 26. Bring a crapload of bubble gum to class. Chew it and try to make the biggest bubble possible. 27. Randomly have the class stand up one at a time. 28. Bring jingle bells to class and jingle them every 5 minutes. 29. Write something on a piece of paper and tape it to the ceiling. Show a person and say, "Haha, I made you look!" 30. Write weird notes and/or emails to the teacher saying things such as, "Don't forget about the unicorn in the closet!" 31. Pretend to forget everything the teacher has told you 5 seconds after he/she has told you. 32. When you walk into class, act all confused and say, "I thought this was the Disney Convention planning meeting." 33. Do a classic, do spit balls in class and 5 minutes later do paper airplanes. 34. During a lecture, shout that this information is outrageous!" Leave the classroom and 10 minutes later. Have someone come in pretending to be part of the FBI. 35. Bring some ice cream into class and eat it making annoying slurping noises to along with you ice cream eating.

Funny Things to do While You Are in the Library/Computer Lab

Have you ever been in a situation where you are in a public/school library or school computer lab and felt bored out of your mind? In order to make study time more interesting than blah, here are 25 things that you can do: 1. When you walk into a public library, act confused and say "Oh, this is the library, I thought this was Wendy's!" 2. If things began to seem super quiet in the school computer lab, put on a YouTube lyrics video or play music on your phone really loud. If someone asks about the music , say "The computer/phone decided to have a mind of it's own and began playing the music all by itself!" 3. Have a conversation with the librarian about BBQ Ribs and ask if that is allowed in the library. 4. Bring a full water bottle into the library or computer lab and spray it on yourself and the table. If anyone asks, say "There must be a leak in the ceiling." 5. Randomly start laughing hysterically. 6. Read a book upside down. 7. Start playing funny commercials on YouTube loudly. If anyone asks, say "I was playing this because I was doing a school project on the history of television commercials and the videos are really quiet." 8. Randomly start singing Peanut Butter & Jelly Time at the top of your voice. 9. Randomly start yelling "What is this world coming to!?" 10. Sit on the tables. 11. Stack all the chairs. 12. Get into an argument with someone else in a library over a book that does not exist. 13. Start drawing pictures of Batman on your arm with a Sharpie. 14. Make a pile of books in the middle of an aisle and try to make a huge stack in said spot. 15. Randomly start doing the YMCA in front of everyone. 16. Ask where the nearest entrance is located. 17. Bring a bottle of hot sauce into the library or computer lab and try to drink it every two minutes while you are in there. 18. Ask if this place sells any milk. 19. Copy your hands or any other body part on the copy machines. 20. Start mumbling nonsense loud enough for someone to hear. 21. Randomly shout "It's hot in here!" even if it is really super cold. 22. Randomly shout "Oh My God, They Killed Kenny!" 23. Walk around with a book on your head. 24. Walk backwards down every aisle. 25. If you have a friend with you, bust in shouting "This is Mermaid Man!" and your friend "This is Barnacle Boy!"

Funny Things to Do When You Are On A Road Trip

Have you ever been on the road during a long drive or stuck in traffic and wondered if you were ever going to get to your destination? If you have or you do in the future, here is a list of 22 things that you can do. 1. Ask "Are we there yet?" in a silly voices. 2. If you have a cell phone or laptop with wi-fi, watch weird people of Wal-Mart videos. 3. Ask whoever is driving to race with other cars. 4. Make silly signs and put them in the windows and watch the people's reactions. 5. Make ridiculous noises. 6. Argue with someone else in the vehicle about something random. 7. Ask every ten minutes "Can we take a break?", "When is the next rest area?", "Where can we get doughnuts?", etc. 8. If you are in the visitor's center, read the brochures upside down. 9. If you are at a rest area, try to do a headstand and say to whoever is watching that you are trying to stretch in your own magical way. 10. Hide all the snacks and drinks and ask, "What happened to all the drinks and snacks?" 11. Ask the driver to switch the stations on the radio every five minutes. 12. If you have gum, put 2-3 sticks of gum in your mouth at a time and try to chew them. 13. Sing, I Know A Song That Gets on Everybody's Nerves. 14. If you are at a rest area, try walking backwards and say "Beep, person in reverse!" 15. Ask another person with you what would happen if all the signs on the roads/highways were turned around. 16. Pass an object around in the vehicle and say "Hot potato!" 17. Make funny faces outside the windows. 18. Ask another person with you about Chewbaccas. 19. Sing catchy tunes on the radio. 20. Pretend to fall asleep. Say, "Good night, world!" first. 21. Start humming out of nowhere and convince the other people in the car that it was not you. 22. If you see an abandoned near by, ask what might have there at one time.

Funny Things To Do While Waiting In a Restaurant

Have you ever waited in a restaurant for your order or even to be seated and it seemed like the wait lasted forever? If you answered yes to this question, then you probably thought of things you could do to make the wait go by faster. Next time you are in a situation in a restaurant where it seems like it is taking an eternity to get your order or to even just get a seat, here is a list of 18 things that you can do to pass the time. 1. If you are at the table and already have your drinks, ball up the straw wrappers and try to fling them across the table. 2. If you are waiting for a seat, stand up and say, "Random dancing!" and begin dancing like a lunatic. 3. Say that you need to go out to the car to get something. Once you get to the car, start honking the horn really loud and blast the stereo in the car. If someone sees, shout, "Party time!" 4. "Accidentally" knock over the salt and/or pepper shakers and shout, "Oh No! I get bad luck!" 5. If you have a plate from a roll or an appetizer, try to make draw animals, flowers, etc. using condiments. If someone sees, say, "Food art!" 6. Blow bubbles in your drink. 7. Turn on your MP3 player or iPod and blast the music really loud. 8. If you are waiting for a seat, say to someone else in your party that when you get seated that you are going to order one of everything on the menu. Convince the rest of your party to do the same. 9. Start an argument with another customer about something totally absurd. 10. Have an arm wrestling contest with other people in your party. 11. People watch and then whisper or say quietly say ridiculous comments to someone else in your party. 12. Sing Bad Day by Daniel Powter obnoxiously loud so that others can hear. 13. Excuse yourself to go to the restrooms and don't come out for 30 minutes- 1 hour. 14. Argue with another customer why (your choice) TV show is the best ever made. 15. Leave your seat or spot on the waiting bench and go take pictures and/or videos with other people in the restaurant and put them on a blog. 16. Pretend to fall asleep at the table. Before you put you head down, say, "Wake me up when it's over." 17. With your cell phone, start playing ringtones, sounds, etc. 18. Have a drinking contest on how fast can the other people in your party can drink their whole drink first.