Funny Things to do During Thanksgiving

I know it's been a little while since I have made any posts on my this blog. I know Thanksgiving is coming around the bend and you will be hanging around friends and family and it seems like you are doing the same things every year and you want to spice things up this year. Does this sound like you? If you answered yes, here are some things that you can do to make an interesting Thanksgiving. 1. At the dinner, ask if everyone could have dessert first. 2. After the dinner, tell everyone to meet you at Target, Wal-Mart, etc. for the shopping after-party. 3. When the turkey comes out, ask if you can have some fish on the side. 4. Play some loud music before the dinner and declare the whole day as party time (preferably something like Gangnam style or LMFAO). 5. Ask if you can make a sandwich 2 minutes before the big dinner. 6. If you still have left over make-up from Halloween, put it all over your face to look like Santa Claus. Collect some holiday bells. When you reach the area where you will be having your dinner. Shout "Ho! Ho! Ho!" just like Santa and ring the jingle bells. 7. Ask if you can everyone could have their dinner sitting on the floor. 8. Before the dinner, run out like a crazy person. If someone comes after you, say that the turkey is coming to get you. 9. At the dinner if your guests or the people you are visiting puts marshmallows on their sweet potatoes, ask if they want some graham crackers and chocolate to go with them. 10. If a pet comes over to the table, say that they are part of the family too. 11. At a completely random time, say "I'm not ready for cookies." 12. Ask if someone to make a HUGE monster pumpkin pie for the Thanksgiving feast. 13. In the middle of the dinner, ask if anyone wants to go to the Krusty Burger that night. 14. When the dinner is over, ask if next year if they want to go overkill on the food, bring huge things of food, blood sausage, and a ridiculously big turkey. 15. Overlap your things of cranberry sauce and try to make art with them. Take a picture and eat it. 16. During the dinner, say that you feel like something or someone is missing. Shout out "A chewbacca!" 17. Go around in a scary Halloween mask and startle everyone there. 18. During the dinner, ask everyone what they would be like if they were a reindeer. 19. At a completely random time, excuse yourself from dinner. Three minutes later shout "My nose is glowing like Rudolph's!" 20. Ask if next year this Thanksgiving dinner could have a clown-theme. 21. Knock on the table and continue doing it and say that it was not you. 22. When everyone is complimenting the food, say it is good and mumble under breath a sarcastic "Everyone's a critic." 23. Sit completely still for a few minutes. When someone comes around, start moving to startle them. 24. Walk outside and disappear. An hour later walk back in and say that you went to No Land. 25. Ask if everyone could watch football after the meal. Casually say that you think their favorite team is going to win.

Funny Things To Do on an October Weekend

Summer is over, the back-to-school rush is over; you notice that it is getting cooler outside, the leaves are changing and Halloween is coming around the bend, and you now even have to put on a jacket to go outside. Yes, it is that time of the year again and you are tired of the same-old-same-old things that you do on a fall weekend. Does this sound like a familiar statement? If you answered yes to this question, then here is a list of 25 things that you can do to spice up your October weekends. 1. Walk around your house/dorm in your Halloween costume and shout, "Party time!" 2. If you live in a dorm, ago out and buy a ton of Halloween lights and even get colored lights for your lamps. Put the lights all over your room. If your roommate mentions anything, say, "Just doing a little decorating." 3. Bring a pumpkin into the house/dorm and put it in the bathtub. If anyone mentions anything, say, "Mr. Jack-o-lantern needed to take a bath." 4. Try walking outside in a swimsuit at 3 AM. Walk out shouting things like, " I can see you but, you can't see me!" 5. Get some hair spray paint and spray your hair. If anyone says anything, say, "Like my new 'do? It just came fresh from the rainbow." 6. If you are in a middle of a homework session, at a completely random time, shout, "Mommy, there is an alien dressed like a hippie in my closet!" 7. Cover your head with your jacket and convince other people that you have on a colorful ghost hat. 8. Ask if you can go switch Halloween and Thanksgiving around. 9. Wander what you would look like with green skin. 10. At a Halloween store, ask the store employees if you would look better dressed up as a cheeseburger or a lobster. 11. If you happen to be in a Halloween store, put on a hat and run around the store like a lunatic. 12. Put in vampire teeth, hide somewhere and then when you see somebody; sneak behind them and try to bite him/her. 13. Walk out of your house/dorm and say to whoever happens to be there that you think you see a ghost. 14. Quietly walk 3-6 feet behind someone. Get about a foot away from him/her and shout, "Boo! I got you!" 15. Ask what it would be like if pumpkin flavored potato chips actually existed. 16. When you are eating dinner, when nobody is looking, hide your food under the table. If anyone asks, say, "Frankenstein took your dinner." 17. If you are in a closet, open the door and slam it shut. Repeat until someone tells you to stop. 18. At 1 AM, walk into your kitchen and open all the cabinets and drawers. Leave them like that until morning. 19. If you are in a dorm, ask your RA if you can bring a dragon inside your room for decorating your room. 20. If you have any pets, ask someone if you could paint them Halloween colors or dress them up. 21. Paint yourself with orange and black paint. Try to go out in public with the paint on you. 22. Paint scary messages on your windows with window paint like, "Watch out! Satan is going to get you!" 23. Grab an apple out of the refrigerator. Try to carve the apple the same way you would a pumpkin. 24. Put on your Halloween costume. Shout, "I am ready to head to Wal-Mart!" 25. Run outside and shout that you are a chewbacca in disguise.

Funny Things To Do on Labor Day Weekend

It's Labor Day; that means that summer is almost over. You will now have to trade in swimming in the pools, lakes, lying out in the sun, hot weather, etc. for autumn leaves, Halloween, pumpkins, cool weather, etc. You maybe doing something for Labor Day; if you are NOT, here is a list of 18 things to do to make your Labor Day exciting rather than blah. 1. Ask someone if they would like a scarecrow painted on their wall. 2. Cook tons of food and if anyone wonders; say that you are having a "Me Labor Day" party. 3. Ask someone if you could go to Wal-Mart to look at the weird people. 4. Act like Garfield and sleep and at a completely random time; sing loudly, "Get up! Get up! Get up and shake your napkin!" 5. At midnight after Labor Day, shout, "Bye summer! Hello Autumn!" Start dancing like a lunatic. 6. If you have a Facebook, post that you will be inviting Madonna over to your house to do a concert. 7. Get sheets of paper and trace your feet around the paper. Cut out the tracings. If the paper is white, color them a weird color and put them around your house. If anyone asks, say the "Labor Day Man" did it. 8. At a completely random time, walk in the living room with pots and pans. Bang on the pots and pans. 9. Go outside and lie in the sun for one last time this summer. Lather yourself with conditioner. 10. Heat up some hot chocolate. Drink some of it and get a straw and blow bubbles with the straw. When you are done blowing bubbles, drink the rest of the hot chocolate. 11. Announce to everyone that you are starting your countdown to Christmas and there will be a Chewbacca will be helping you. 12. At a completely random time, start doing disco moves and singing the Narwhales song. 13. Ask someone if it's Labor Day, why are the leaves still green? 14. Announce to everyone that you are going to make a sandwich and eat it on the rug. 15. Bring out the Christmas Tree. If anyone wonders why you are bringing out the Christmas tree so early, say, "Nothing wrong with starting early!" 16. Ask if you could buy some whipped cream and pie pans to do a pie-in-the-face. 17. Jump in the pool in your every day clothes. 18. The night before Labor Day, say that the oven in this house is haunted. When you go bed, wake up at 1:30 am to "sleep walk" to the stores and make the food. Go back to bed 3 hours later. When you wake up in the morning, wake up and wonder how the food got to your kitchen.

Funny Things To Do at Petsmart

Have you ever went to Petsmart and was looking for something or was with someone else at Petsmart and did not know what to do with yourself? If you answered yes to this question; here are 25 things that you can do to stay entertained. 1. Go near the section where you can adopt the cats. Try to hypnotize the cat with your finger. 2. Try to talk to the animals. 3. If you see any goldfish, try to imitate them. 4. Go to the pet salon area and demand that EVERY pet in the store gets a free haircut. 5. Play with the cats' and dogs' toys. 6. Play Peek-a-Boo with the gerbils. 7. Say to the parrot on sale and ask, "Do want to come with me? I will let you eat a nice, juicy sandwich on the rug." Wait until the parrot repeats your phrase. 8. Ask the cashier if they have merchandise to take care of Santa Claus' reindeer. 9. Go into the cats' aisle. At a completely random time, go crazy and throw cat treat bags all over the store. Yell "No more cat treats! The world is doomed!" 10. Ask the cashier if they have whipped cream for cats. 11. Look at the lizards and reptiles on sale and say "I'm sexy and I know it." 12. Get a pet post card and walk around with it on your head. 13. Yell, " I have three wishes! One, all pets can write! Two. A bagel. Three. For every cat in the store to simultaneously hiss at the same time!" 14. Try to disturb the napping animals. 15. Try to sneak the kitty litter boxes into the bathrooms. 16. Sit on the cat and dog beds. 17. Throw all the hair/fur products on the floor. Yell, " We animals don't need this crap to stay clean! We got our tongues and other natural instincts to stay clean!" 18. Climb up on the pet ladders. 19. With all the aquarium and turtle supplies, make your own village in that aisle. 20. Ask if you could buy EVERY single fish in the store. 21. Ask the cashier if animals are allowed to eat bagels. 22. Yell, " I want that cat! In there! In there!" If the people at the store refuse, threaten to break the glass so you could get the cat inside. 23. Wander what it would be like if Petsmart and Quick Trip were combined together. 24. At a completely random time, start running. If anyone is wandering why you are running, say, "I am trying to catch my chewbacca that is now in the dogs' department." 25. Ask an employee if you are allowed to feed the animals any "people food."

Funny Things To Do on The First Day of School

It's the first day of school and summer has came to a close. You are seeing people you haven't seen all summer and meeting new people while you are roaming the halls for your new classes and meeting your new teachers/professors. If you want to do something crazy on your first day, here is a list of things that you can do to add a little extra excitement to your first day. *WARNING: This may effect your first impressions with people that you just met.* 1. When the teacher is going over the syllabus, randomly start whistling. If the teacher looks at you, say, "I like to whistle while I work." 2. Ask your neighbor if you and him/her could switch seats seconds after class starts. 3. Walk into class 10 minutes late. Say to the teacher, "Sorry I'm late, I just had to have that "special moment" with some people I ran into." 4. Bring a three course meal into class and try to eat it. If the teacher tells you to put it away, put it away and proceed to munch away 5 minutes later. 5. When the teacher is going over the supply list, ask if Wii Fit should be on the supply list. 6. When the class moves on to the next "first day task", say, "Letsa go!" Mario style. 7. If you are taking a pretest on your first day, put in a bunch of random answers. 8. Walk into the room and act confused. Say "Oh. This is the first day of school, I thought this was the first day of a eating contest. 9. Bring a doughnut into class. Put your finger in the doughnut hole like you would a ring and eat it like that during class. 10. Run into the classroom 15 minutes late. Act confused and say, "I thought that the class was supposed to be located on Mt. Everest." 11. Bring a bottle of lotion and spread it all over your desk during class. 12. Bring in apple juice and at a completely random time, "accidentally" spill it out on the floor. Say, "Oops. So embarrassing." 13. At a completely random time, shout, "Where's the bacon!" Claim that the teacher is supposed to make the class bacon. 14. If you are in an art school or in an art class, get some paint out and try to paint on everything. 15. Ask if we are going over anything involving aliens. 16. In the middle of class, ask if you and the entire class can head over to McDonald's to try the new McNuggets. Say that chicken nuggets are important. 17. At a completely random time, get up and walk around to the classroom going on about how "awesome" you are. 18. Try to balance a pencil on your nose. 19. Bring in some cups and try to stack them during class. 20. Here is a classic idea; make paper airplanes and fly them during class. 21. In the beginning of class, ask if the class can watch 1,000 Ways To Die before going over the syllabus. 22. Bring in a chocolate bunny and play with it during class. If the teacher confiscates it, shout "No! My bunny!" 23. Bring air refresher into class and spray it at random intervals.\ 24. If you have a Facebook, walk into the room and say how people can act so ridiculous on Facebook during the summer. Say that you remember a post of someone saying, "So and so did this ludicrous thing to make them seem like they are growing up faster then they really are." Mumble under your breath,"My, God!" Real life chatting is so much cooler and ask the people in the room to raise their hand if they agree with you. 25. Bring a potato into class and run around the room shouting, "Ahh! Hot potato! Hot potato!"

Funny Things To Do At The Dinner Table

Here you are on a typical day eating dinner at home with your family and/or friends listening to the same conversations, same comments, almost same everything. Does this situation sound familiar? If yes, here is a list of 25 things that you can do to avoid the "dinner table rut." 1. Before dinner, ask if everyone at the table can change switch seats ever 10 minutes. 2. Try to take a picture of your plate before you eat with your cell phone. 3. At a completely random time, bang your fists on the table and shout, "Free the dinosaurs!" 4. Bring a bottle of ketchup to the dinner table and try to put ketchup on everything. 5. Try to build a food pyramid. 6. Discuss at the dinner table why cats and dogs eat/drink differently than people. 7. At a random time, ask why people did not come from Venus or Mars instead of Earth? 8. Ask if we could have ice cream for dinner the next day. 9. When nobody is looking switch all the serving utensil for plastic utensils and/or children's utensils. Claim that it was a ghost that changed all the utensils. 10. Randomly fall asleep. 11. Try to eat with serving utensils. 12. If you have chopsticks, before meal time, put the chopsticks all over the table making x's all over the table. 13. Place scented candles at the dinner table. 14. At a random time, get up and flicker the lights. 15. Ask if you could invite a orangutang to the next dinner. 16. In the middle of dinner, ask what you are having for dinner. 17. Ask why we are not eating dinner at 3AM. 18. Before meal time, place napkins all over the dinner table. 19. Play noises on your cell phone during dinner. 20. Sing "Meal time. The best time. la la la. It's all the meal time." 21. Ask if you can invite Muno from Yo Gabba Gabba next dinner time. 22. At a completely random time, say, "I spy... (30 second pause) It's coming after us! Run!" 23. Ask someone to look up at the ceiling. When they look, say, "Ha Ha! I made you look." 24. Ask what happened to the Bavarian Cream donuts. 25. At a random time, say, "All I want for Christmas is you."

Funny Things To Do in an Amusement /Water Park

Have you ever been to an amusement park and rode all the roller coasters and all the other rides in the park and found it to be fun; you thought that you could squeeze in some extra entertainment yourself? If you answered yes, here is a list of 25 things that you can do to get some extra fum at the amusement park and/or water park. 1. If you see a sign that says(# minutes wait at this point) say, "# minutes until I get to party." 2. If you are on top of a roller coaster that is about to fall, shout, "I like chewbaccas!" 3. In front of the line shout "1, 2, 3, come with me." 4. Ask if you could drink have a 120 oz. milkshake before you get on the ride. 5. On the merry-go-round, say, "At last, mine!" Start laughing like a crazy person. 6. When you are walking around, randomly point up to the sky and convince him/her that there is some alien spaceship with aliens that are trying to take over world. 7. At a sign that determines that you are tall enough to ride a certain ride, knell down. If someone sees say, "I'm not short, I'm funsize and I'm ready to have some fun!" 8. Stick as many packs of M&Ms in your pocket as you can fit. When you go on the ride, shout, "Raining M&Ms! Come and get some!' 9. If you are water park, get in the tide pool and try to surf on the tides. 10. Go on an inter tube and float. Pretend you are in the Epic Mickey game and go crazy and shout, "That thing is trying to get me!" 11. Cut into line and argue with a random person that you were here first and you did not cut. 12. Going down a water slide, day dream about riding on a mermaid. Convince yourself and other people in the park that mermaids are awesome. 13. Try to walk towards the rides backwards and make beeping noises. 14. While waiting in line, day dream about a stuffed monkey. In the middle of your wait, shout so loud that everyone in line can hear, "I am thinking of a stuffed monkey and I must get it NOW!" 15. Ask one the people in your group if you can ride a certain ride like a small child. Have them say no and have a temper tantrum. 16. In front of the line dare someone to cross the fence and go into the ride path and dance. 17. Sit on a bench and ask if someone can draw on you with marker. 18. When you and your group go on rafting ride and enter the raft, shout, Let's go crazy!" A minute or so later, shout, "It's getting hot in here!" 19. If you are sitting really close to someone on a ride start making hissing sounds next to them. If they ask where the hissing is coming from, say, "Huh! What hissing?" 20. Sing the Minority Song from South Park. 21. At a completely random time, shout, "I'm ready!" Run like Spongebob. 22. On the ride stick your hand up in the air and shout, "I don't care and I got my hands up in the air!" 23. When you come into the park ask the person that gives out the tickets if you can get in free. If he/she says no, have a temper tantrum about how Mr. Krabs from Spongebob Square Pants gets everything free. Come back two hours later pretending to know about the incident and tell someone in your group, "What was their problem? There must be a Full Moon out tonight." 24. Try to ride the kiddie rides. 25. Pretend that someone just entered the park dressed like a octopus and wondered if someone in your group can save your spot so you can take a picture and post it to a blog, Facebook, Twitter, etc. when you get home.