Sunday, December 9, 2012

Funny Things to do During the Christmas Season

It is the Christmas season and you are shopping for presents, decorating the house, and visiting people. For some reason, this Christmas season seems a little ho-hum to you this year. Does this sound like you? If you answered yes, here is a list of 30 things that you can do to brighten your holiday season. Merry Christmas! 1. While decorating the house, stand in the yard and pretend to be a part of the Christmas decor. 2. If you are in the car doing Christmas shopping, address that there is a Christmas tree man walking outside. 3. Ask if Santa will actually come down the roof this year. 4. In the car at a random time blurt out that you want to be a reindeer. 5. If you are visiting relatives, ask if you want to sneak a hippopotamus into the house the night before Christmas. 6. Play some Christmas music and throw a fit while playing the music. 7. On a random day, paint yourself green and walk into the living room. If anyone asks, say that you are trying out for the role for the Grinch. 8. Ask if there really is a Christmas menace. 9. Sneak out of the house and go to the store. Come back two hours later with as much eggnog and candy canes as you can carry. 10. At a completely random time during a trip, say that you forgot the candy canes at home and convince everyone else in the car that this is a crime and will going to museum jail. 11. Tell someone that there was a Christmas movie is about to come on. When they actually see the movie, it turns out to be a introduction to a video game. 12. Late at night, if you see a shadow of the Christmas tree, convince whoever is with you that you are seeing an apparition of a plant that was here long ago. 13. In the middle of the night, wake up holding blankets with you while you run. Start screaming and shout "Christmas monster!" 14. Spray food scented air refreshers throughout the house and convince everybody that invisible elves are cooking for them. 15. Say that you want to change your name to Butters one day. 16. Put a pair of cooking mitts on your feet and tell everyone about your "new boots." 17. Ask if you could have a pet reindeer. 18. When you are decorating the house, shout "Gingerbread men are trying to take over the world!" 19. Put fake reindeer antlers on your pets. 20. If you have a cat that is in a hissy mood, tell him/her that he/she is catching Grinchcitis. 21. If you have a pet, make them dance and put on Christmas music. Tell them to get down to the gingerbread beat. 22. Try to wrap yourself,other people, and/or random objects in gift wrapping. 23. Ask if you could Christmas carol around the neighborhood in a swimsuit. 24. Suggest that the ham be colored green and red. Threaten not to eat the ham if it is not colored green and red. 25. At a completely random time, shout "Christmas Tree Sandwich time!" 26. While decorating the house, say that you want mistle toe everywhere. 27. Try to jump rope with the lights. 28. Ask if your house could have tons and tons of Christmas trees. 29. The night before Christmas, ask if you can give Santa 100 cookies. 30. If you are traveling to a relative's place, address that there is a moving snowman outside.