Saturday, April 28, 2012

Funny Things To Do While Waiting In a Restaurant

Have you ever waited in a restaurant for your order or even to be seated and it seemed like the wait lasted forever? If you answered yes to this question, then you probably thought of things you could do to make the wait go by faster. Next time you are in a situation in a restaurant where it seems like it is taking an eternity to get your order or to even just get a seat, here is a list of 18 things that you can do to pass the time. 1. If you are at the table and already have your drinks, ball up the straw wrappers and try to fling them across the table. 2. If you are waiting for a seat, stand up and say, "Random dancing!" and begin dancing like a lunatic. 3. Say that you need to go out to the car to get something. Once you get to the car, start honking the horn really loud and blast the stereo in the car. If someone sees, shout, "Party time!" 4. "Accidentally" knock over the salt and/or pepper shakers and shout, "Oh No! I get bad luck!" 5. If you have a plate from a roll or an appetizer, try to make draw animals, flowers, etc. using condiments. If someone sees, say, "Food art!" 6. Blow bubbles in your drink. 7. Turn on your MP3 player or iPod and blast the music really loud. 8. If you are waiting for a seat, say to someone else in your party that when you get seated that you are going to order one of everything on the menu. Convince the rest of your party to do the same. 9. Start an argument with another customer about something totally absurd. 10. Have an arm wrestling contest with other people in your party. 11. People watch and then whisper or say quietly say ridiculous comments to someone else in your party. 12. Sing Bad Day by Daniel Powter obnoxiously loud so that others can hear. 13. Excuse yourself to go to the restrooms and don't come out for 30 minutes- 1 hour. 14. Argue with another customer why (your choice) TV show is the best ever made. 15. Leave your seat or spot on the waiting bench and go take pictures and/or videos with other people in the restaurant and put them on a blog. 16. Pretend to fall asleep at the table. Before you put you head down, say, "Wake me up when it's over." 17. With your cell phone, start playing ringtones, sounds, etc. 18. Have a drinking contest on how fast can the other people in your party can drink their whole drink first.

Saturday, April 21, 2012

Funny Things To Do At Wal-Mart, Target, etc.

Have you ever walked into a Wal-Mart, Target, etc. with a friend or family member (parent, sibling, cousin, etc.) and wondered what funny stuff that you could do? There is a list of 35 things that you can do: 1. Walk backwards all over the store. 2. Take pictures of weird dressed people with a cell phone and post the pictures on a blog. 3. Follow someone from about 5 or 6 feet away. 4. In the accessory section, try putting on as many belts as you can. 5. Look at the items in the store and randomly shout, "Who really likes buying this crap anyways?" 6. Ride the motorized shopping carts through out the store. 7. Hide in the clothes rack and start making noises and talking to startle the other shoppers that are looking at the clothes. 8. If it is summertime and you have a friend or a relative with you, have a pool noodle fight; make a video of it and put it on YouTube. 9. Smell all the candles in the home section. 10. Yodel all though the store. 11. If you are a girl, pick up a bag/box of pads/tampons on the ground in front of other people and say, "Opps! You weren't supposed to see that!" 12. Ask the service people if they carry nonsense items such as Snarples. 13. Try to fit in the freezers in the frozen food section. 14. Go in to the dressing room and shout, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 15. In the toy section, sing I'm a Barbie Girl song skipping through the aisles. 16. Go up to a complete stranger and say hi ask them if they remember you from somewhere a long time ago. 17. Go to the electronic section of the store and set all the alarm clocks so that at least one alarm clock goes off every ten minutes. 18. Switch all the TV's to a weird channel or make the TV's really loud. 19. Try on the shoes in the store and walk around in a fashion show model form singing I'm Sexy and I Know it. 20. Try on all the the necklaces on the store. 21. Look at something and say, "Wow, you really messed up this time." 22. Dance throughout the aisles. 23. In the fitting room laugh like a crazy person and walk out of the fitting room to look at a garment that you are trying on. If anyone gives you a weird look; ask "Why are you looking at me like I'm nuts?" 24. If the store has an aquarium, try to talk to the fish and compliment them. 25. In the pet section pick out tons of cat/dog food; if anyone asks what you are doing, say, "I have a cat/dog that has to be fed (ridiculous times per day)." 26. At the check out line, when trying to pay, purposely take 15 minutes to find your wallet. 27. Go up to customer service and take off your shoes and try to return them; If he/she does not accept the return, get in to an argument and shout, "Darn it, the customer is always right!" 28. Try to juggle the balls in the toy section. 29. In the toy section, line up all the action figures in the aisle. 30. Around the holidays, set all the holiday things off at the same time. 31. Around Christmas, put on a Santa hat and go around the store jingling bells going "Ho! Ho! Ho!" 32. In the beauty section, line up all the nail polishes in a line throughout the aisle. 33. In the kitchen section, stack all the cups to make a pyramid. 34. Juggle the fruit and vegetables in the produce section. 35. Sit in one of the chairs in the furniture section and try to fall asleep.

Sunday, April 15, 2012

Funny Things To Do When You Are Home Alone

Have you ever been home alone and really bored? Here are a list of 25 things that you can do.

1. While watching TV, repeat everything that the people say in a funny voice.
2. If you have a laptop or a cordless radio, run all over the house blasting a song and dancing to it.
3. Run all the microwaves in the house.
4. Turn on all the lights in the house.
5. At night, turn out all the lights in the house and start making weird noises and obnoxious banging sounds.
6. Open up all the kitchen cabinets in the house at one time.
7. Make a hide out.
8. If you have exercise equipment in your house, try using them dressed up in a Halloween Costume.
9. Hop in the shower fully-clothed and wash yourself as normal.
10. Look for all the bracelets, belts, shirts, etc. and see how many you could put on at a time.
11. If you have a Wii, while the director is speaking, whistle the Spongebob Square Pants Theme song.
12. Walk around with a magazine on your head.
13. Rearrange everything in the refrigerator.
14. Try to put food in every room in the house. When everyone gets home and sees the food; say it is for the spirits.
15. Make a YouTube Video of you doing something ridiculous.
16. If you have a laptop, put it in the middle of the house and blast the Star Wars Theme song as loudly as possible while throwing objects and shouting "You're going down, Jedi!"
17. Throw paper all over the house.
18. Call for Food Delivery and order more than you can possibly eat.
19. Have a Pig-Out.
20. Mix up all the shampoos and conditioners in the house and put it in the fridge. If anyone questions it later; say "My creation!" and make a creepy laugh.
21. Grab a Santa hat and bells and go around the house singing Christmas Carols while ringing the bells.
22. If you live close to a street and it is during the day, people watch and put crazy signs and drawings in the window.
23. Shout stuff out the windows such as "I see you!"
24. Get hair spray paint and spray your hair all types of crazy colors.
25. Try to make as much food as possible.